Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Baby Raptor Do do do do do do......

It’s a party by Alfa Romeo - of course it was going to be a non-starter...

we live in the Biff version of Back to the Future 2.

Yes, it basically feels like 21 Jump Street on motorcycles. But I’m completely OK with that.

Norwegians make a move about zombie nazis, Finns make a movie about space nazis and Russians have bears with miniguns. Americans need to step up their game.

At least they didn’t put James May’s face on it, it would just never arrive.

My amazon packaging:

That’s a very wide dildo.

That is the kind of cursing i would like to teach my children. A real artform. Not the flippant use of f bombs and other traditional swears used in place of an actual vocabulary.

Too soon?

Drafting a ferry gets you an extra 2mpg.

Ugh my boyfriend’s name is Graham why why why why

No need to evolve. Just hit your mid-fifties. Heck, if I weren’t a modest fellow, I could attach a naked selfie to this post and you wouldn’t notice much difference with Graham. Oh, there is one difference. I don’t have facial hair, but have a ton of nasal hair. Graham has no nasal hair. Will nasal hair kill you in a…

I believe that’s Sir Godfrey Progwarton filming. That’s where GoPro comes from. True story.

Off course!

I used to have a Smith & Wonka shotgun. I mostly used it to fire nerdshot.

This will be perfect for Mustangs leaving after Cars and Coffee events.