Defected scrotums are terrible...

Cool.

You said cock sauce in reply to a fisting post. I like you.

Don't waste the Sriracha sauce please!

Yes. This is a Cane Toad (Bufo Marinesis). These bastards are fucking huge (9 inch when in rest, 15 inch with legs extended). Their poison is toxic to dogs and other wildlife, but is a hallucegen in humans.

Juke: INSPIRED BY NATURE!

ABS module in 2001 Volkswagen Passat is same as the one in 2003 Ford Crown Vic. Both are made by Bosch.

I present the Kenn- Damnit.

or you know, one of the I5/6's from their European vans.

Two-wheel drive off of a Kohler 208cc single through an automatic transmission. Hollow wheels that will hold two and a half gallons of liquid apiece. Top speed of 35 miles per hour, but it'll do that for nine hours over any solid terrain on Earth. 218 pounds of barely marketable American ingenuity.

"One of the BMW folks told me that their on-site body shop guys rigged up the rather nice-looking kidney grille and installed it on the van as a sort of joke that stuck."

How'd you find this thing without camo?! I would have thought BMW would make more of an effort to hide such an important project!

It won't last long. Top Gear Germany will surpass them in the ratings, thus forcing their surrender.

Well, i can think of a few other things he did good...

Wrong. That's the one:

Yes, Miami Vice on Jalopnik! Much like the McBurnie Daytona replica didn't take away from the show, Phil Collins didn't take away from the pilot at all. I admittedly enjoy it in this case. The profile picture for my kinja is Don Johnson leaning on the Testarossa if anyone's wondering. Someone must be. The pilot…

How do I make a car with low torque harder to drive on the street?

Well...

These are all great arguments for why Tesla should be allowed to do direct sales.

Whos ever heard of the 1996 Toyota Classic.