NO

I get it, you are trying to protect your kids...However, the world does not work that way...Adults don’t get participation trophies when a big raise falls through....Or scored not enough points on the SAT....Life is a competition at ALL points. Your sperm competed/raced towards your wifes egg!! Your sperm does not get…

Probably a footballers car at this guys neighborhood supermarket and didn’t like his ball control...

At least the hybrid side of this “M3” is made by Toyota and will last way past the 80k miles “Stalingrad”

Pre 95 Benz I am ok with....

I dip bitches...no pools....

yes.

German = Gone by 80k miles, any longer and money pit. Lease ONLY.

Lexus griller or a really ugly vagina??

Uhhh....Wrong move....Asian, Mid-eastern and Eastern European customers won’t like that.....No worries Lexus, you still have waspay motherfuckers that raped everyone during the 08-Economy butt fucking....They won’t care about the price anyway....They’ll just steal from the middle class and ask for a bail out...M E R I…

6/9/1969

Yeah...They are held together with VAG....

OMG!! Call the Audi Museume.....FUCK.....185k.....lolz

yeah but...Audi still falls apart at 80k....thats what they do...do...

Excellent news for Audi. Now if we can only convince Audi to let Sam and LG build the whole car, it might actually last longer then 80k miles w/o EVERY system taking a shit at 81k miles miles Hahahah...Those Asians and their reliability....it is wunderbar...

Air tight....

Apple: Hello :) There will be a slight delay for the upcoming iphone 6s and 6s plus. Due to hot demands, we are moving some of our stock from Tianjin to somewhere else.

I brought in to this world and I can take you back out....

Remember the Moscow theater siege? Most hostages chocked to death on their tongues from passing out in the theater seats...This is pretty fucked up. Fuck the ring and all of the other stuff...I just hope they didn’t put stuff in their butt holes and take pictures!!!