Jez in a nutshell:

But what about the middle class guy who saved every penny from the time he was 20 and bought one as a retirement gift?

Can this nightmare end yet?

But. Her. Emails.

Tomato, tomacco

My beef with GM isn’t the side of the fuel door, it’s how HIGH it is. I’m 6'1 and I have to haul that hose above my waist to get it in the car. If it was more on the side, cool, but I don’t much like raising a hose with flammable liquid dripping out that high.

That should be Jezebel’s new tag line.

Finally.

Take Mel Gibson.

Years? Try weeks.

Monster Energy car wins first race of Monster Energy Nascar Cup Series.

I loved his work. One of those guys you’re sad to see go. RIP.

I’m so stuck on that issue.

That’s what struck me as odd: so what? Taxi drivers strike, and an Uber driver who maybe needs that fare to make his rent shouldn’t go to the airport to earn the money the taxi companies are willingly not taking?

For what it’s worth, I’m 26, and I hate Seinfeld. His jokes never landed with me, and I didn’t get why his show was so revered.

Finally, a 2017 car that looks good.

This car comes with drag radials from the factory.

Serious question: how does one make a transgender doll? Aren’t all dolls either M or F?

I was hoping we’d lose the thumb nose. Guess not. Hope Williams is the only team to run it, as I’m sick of the design.

For what it’s worth, his movies don’t suck.