I had a friend who used to do this...turns out she had a bad pill addiction and was high and surfing Facebook all day instead of taking care of her bastard son. Lovely girl.

Inactive accounts are also a lot of fun. My one friends posts on his friends profile every year on the same date even though she hasn't logged on since 2006. Her wall is nothing but;

The point is that you weren't at the event.

Stango's grandma probably has more friends than all of us :/

My girlfriend's sister does the commenting on ancient photos thing. I'll get a comment on a picture from a vacation photo a year and half ago like "WOW! Oh my lord where is dis?!"

This one. This one is the greatest.

Not bad, but it's worth referencing that Gizmodo already covered the uber-ultimate Facebook creepy-troll tactic, courtesy of legendary Ryan Roy:

Bob sounds so concerned for Darren in those photos. "The hell is going on here? Guys, what's happening here? "

That's so sweet

I admire your taste, you bitch.

I hope he finds out he is number 4 in the rotation because his dick game is kind of weak.

And even then, what's the insult? "You looked cute in this swimsuit one time. Ha-ha, nailed you."

Honestly, Rihanna bossing around Leonardo DiCaprio and finding him subpar is basically every sex dream I have ever had.

"why didn't he make it in one 1st and goal"

This isn't even good trolling. Gonna need a hotter take than that. -1

This is not exactly news Tom. Jay's sucked at home all year.

His abusive relationship with black and grizzly bears.

ALL THESE SPARSE EYEBROWS ARE RUINING EVERYTHING

What I heard: The most important thing to learn in college is conformity. It is not the time to experiment with ideas and finding your style! If you want to advance to the basic bitch big leagues when you graduate now is them time to stop thinking and start bronzing.

The fact that these girls don't know that French manicures are now thought tacky makes me question the whole Panhellenic system.