In the original folk tale, sleeping beauty is raped and impregnated by the Prince after he finds her asleep. She then wakes up when her infant (after giving birth to himself) sucks on her finger and dislodges the flax seed under her fingernail that is causing her to be asleep.

Holy shit, that George Clooney joke was straight up brilliant.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!

Absolutely. That is some Grade-A creeper fodder right there. Best-case scenario, he's trying to manipulate you into moving faster than you want; worst-case, he's going to wind up murdering you and wearing your skin like a suit.

My favorite kind of missed connections are when I run into guys that were homophobic to me and I see them at the gay club.

"I'm ready to settle down" within what sounds like the first half hour of the date? No. Absolutely not. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Get your ass home.

Probably cause he knew she'd pull some master-class-level of mom-guilt like she did with the whole "I vote Democrat because of my autistic grandson." Drop the fucking mic!

You could actually see them turn into eight-year-old boys over the course of the segment. So good.

Here's Milla, my little rescue kitty… we just has our 3rd anniversary last month. Love the little wee beastie!

ALL KITTIES R BELONG TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*cough* kickass.to *cough*

So if one were to frequent that site for whatever it is they do where would one go now assuming they don't trust Demonoid? I'm asking for a friend naturally.

Sorry, would you like to outline the steps of that test? As far as anyone knows based on the information we have, the steps are 1) Steal cigarillos. 2) Get told by a cop who doesn't know about the theft to walk on the sidewalk. 3) Do not comply with cop. 4) Cop pulls gun. 5) (this part is in LOTS of dispute, but…

Last I checked, gangsters have committed to a life of crime. Cops have taken an oath to uphold it.

I think some of this can be attributed to outdoor performance. She does well enough until around 1:43.

Still better than a lot of other people have done.

I'm sorry but this is bullshit. If you heard probably 99% of the pop stars these days sing live "unplugged" with no reverb or accompaniment I doubt it would be much better. Beyonce can't sing half as well. Mariah has some def vocal problems, wear and tear from all the riffing and over singing, but this is unfair…

Except his killers were charged & indicted, and at trial they'll go away for decades if not be put to death. Unlike these killer cops who straight up walked, usually without a trial. You ignorant dumbass. Think for 2 seconds.

She's actually doing pretty OK until around 50 seconds in, then it all goes downhill.

I'd add The Matrix to this list – perfect hero character arc.