You’re over-thinking it. Don’t have kids. Don’t go on a cruise.

Lol who uses Morse Code. Pony Express or gtfo

She’ll always be Eva Rodriguez to me.

Wall-E is so much better than The Incredibles, and Ratatouille is so much better than up. You are insane.

OMG, randilyn, I was dressed and brushed my teeth and started to leave the house and realized I had not one, but two (twooooooo) flat tires and I only had one spare. So, I though that I would change one tire and ride on one flat, and I did that, but I broke off the 4th nail on my left hand during the process and it…

Real question: when they talk about boys falling behind, do they really mean girls getting ahead? Like one group has to lose for another to win? There seems to be a lot of this sentiment lately.

Oh, I see. So we’re against anti-vaxxers but we’re all for little Cash infecting a robotics class with a vicious case of cooties? Hypocrites.

I mean on the bright side at least they told her no because boys are apparently quite stupid and need their own special hand-holding club.

I would need to see them shirtless. No, really. I need to see them shirtless.

So she just went “fuck yoooou, gravity.”

That's the craziest photo I've ever seen. Impressed is a massive understatement.

Now, I feel obligated to mention Michaela DePrince who I’m also obsessed with.

Yaassssssss. Right now, I’m making due with Dance Academy on Netflix.

There used to be one about a company in Utah. There were 2 seasons and then it was over. :( I want more ballet reality shows!

I would like to say that I would watch the shit out of a ballerina reality show. Someone get on that IMMEDIATELY.

A partial list of who’s fucked Tiger Woods lately: Torrey Pines, Augusta National, TPC Sawgrass, Muirfield Village, Chambers Bay.

Sex might be the only thing he does anymore that’s below par.