“medical emergency” (read: one of the obese passengers had a heart attack)

Rose is just seeking her 15 of fame.

Famously disappointed cruiseship passengers.

That whole thing about the rest of us having to work extra hard to look as credible as a white person does for just showing the fuck up. Yep. This is it.

White privilege isn’t about being wealthy.

It’s pretty common for small towns to have both a mayor and a city administrator or manager. The position of mayor is held by one of the city council members on a rotating basis, and is usually mostly just a figurehead and the one who calls meetings to order. The administrator is a professional hired for the job and do…

“And I dropped mayo on my PS4 last year so I also needed a replacement.”

That sort of thing is not my bag! 

HALLUCINATING THERE ARE SNAKES IN SCROTUM SO HE RUBBER BANDED HIS TESTICLES SO THEY DON’T ESCAPE

“PLAYING VIDEO GAME AND TWISTED AND INJURED TESTICLE”

I’ll bet 99% of the injuries on this list were directly preceded by someone yelling “HEY, CHECK THIS OUT!”

WAS WORKING ON HIS CAR WHEN THE HOOD OF THE CAR SLAMMED DOWN ON HIS PENIS AND RIPPED OUT HIS PIERCING

PLAYING BASEBALL WHEN ACCIDENTALLY STRUCK OWN TESTICLES SWINGING A BAT

SOMEONE STEPPED ON A RAKE AND ITS HANDLE STRUCK HIM IN THE TESTICLES

SWELLING TO PENIS AFTER USING PENIS PUMP

HAD BEEN CHOPPING HOT PEPPERS. WENT TO RESTROOM AND TOUCHED HIS PENIS. USED BLEACH TO TRY TO CLEAN PENIS

SMASHED PENIS IN BETWEEN TWO WHEELBARROWS

WAS SLIDING DOWN A FLAG POLE FROM THE ROOF OF HIS HOUSE CUTTING PENIS

TIED OFF HIS TESTICLE AND PENIS WITH STRING TO KEEP HIS HARDON DURING SEX