Technically, the bare minimum is always absolutely nothing, my friend.

I’d be in it for the free rides everywhere. She never has to walk again.

As a tall women I will never be able to relate to this shit but they seem cute and happy so!!!

This is what I do if I have 5min to spare. Give them the benefit of the doubt for 4-5min of them not moving. Call them, and just say “I have all the time in the world, so I’m not canceling. You can cancel if you want, but you’re going to be waiting a long time if you don’t.” They can’t take other rides until they…

I didn’t read the xoJane site but my absolute first reaction to this post is that it’s a shame that the archive was deleted. Good, great, bad, sucky — the articles are an historical record and should be left alone for future readers to discover and decide for themselves if the content is worthwhile. Not only that,…

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

Farewell to the website who’s existence I just learned about in this post saying farewell. 

xojane turned into an absolute shitshow at the end of it’s time, but there were some decent articles for a time. I think it’s a shame the archive was deleted.

How is he not Trump’s Secretary of Housing and Urban Development? These are precisely the qualifications sought by this administration. Ben Carson has no experience in the purview of HUD, but Jared has actual, experiential HOSTILITY to it, which is even “better” in that crowd; see: DeVos, Betsy.

“My brother-in-law died years before he would have been my brother-in-law. He was training to go kill brown people, but died before he even got to do that! So of COURSE I’m pissed at a large company standing behind a brown person telling the world he has a right to not die!”

It’s so absurd anyway. You can find servicepeople who support Kaepernick and those who don’t. It doesn’t matter; they’re just citizens. They aren’t the final arbiters of what is the “appropriate” way for other citizens to protest.

But I guess it’s easier to put veterans on a pedestal than it is to fix the VA, or for…

That seems pretty far to go to steal some valor.

Stolen valor is the best kind.  All the feigned indignation without having to actually do all those push-ups or get shot at by furriners. 

One must be of a certain age to get this joke.  I am of that age so take your star, sir, and be gone.

How else are you supposed to ferry your sleeping child down The Strip at 2 AM with two fists of yard long cocktails, if not with a stroller?

Was anyone else curious about the unnamed “brother-in-law” that she used as a human shield in her announcement?

It was surprisingly hard to google him because she’s apparently been married 4 times. It turns out that it’s her current husband’s brother who died in a training accident over a decade before she met her…

As the risk of being judged mercilessly, here goes. I still nurse my 3+ year old. To dispel the assumptions: I don’t do it out of some sense of superiority or even because I think it’s “best”. Kid just hasn’t got around to weaning and I haven’t got sick enough of it yet to cut her off completely. I work full time, I…

For me personally, a couple of dealbreakers would certainly have been how he repeatedly thanks her after they fuck and never shuts up about fucking her and also when he told an interviewer that he thinks about his father burning to death in the WTC when he is trying not to cum too fast. But maybe that’s just me!

The shame that I must bear is that I am tempted to click each one of these links and read them in full.

But she might not remember the exact year or location of when it happened, so her whole story is suspect.  /s