FWIW, I knew. I got the joke. I laughed.

THIS IS THE BEST NEWS EVER!!!!

THANK YOU. Dance Academy is seriously the best thing ever and it drove me so crazy in that good way. It’s honestly one of the most accurate portrayals of teenagers (everyone dates everyone and falls in love and falls out of love, etc.) and pretty much anything about dance I am there. The acting was so rough and yet so…

This is so incredibly beautiful.

When I was in college, a server chased my group down because of a tip. (I can’t remember if it was an accident or if we were just being poor assholes. Either way, I feel absolutely terrible about it now, 10 years later. I DO remember pulling out my wallet and giving her what she was due and I’m pretty sure I yelled at…

I too have heard of his jerking off tendencies as well from reliable sources.

Just a few months ago I was telling my mom about this! She wouldn't let me have one because "it's not something kids should be doing." Of course she doesn't remember this at all. I will always remember my sadness and plans (that never came to fruition) of my friend getting an extra one that I could play with.

Why couldn't this have happened a couple of years ago, like right before or during my pregnancy?

Also 30 and my first thought, "Oh, thank the Lord I have a daughter I could foist this upon!" But then I was like, "No, no. I would never let her have this. It would be allll miiiiine." Just crossing my fingers they make a Cleocatra comforter.

My guess is that she will do a video at different stages of her pregnancy, like 50% of the people on my Facebook feed who take pictures of their pregnant bellies every two weeks. I can't be annoyed by Coco if it's just the "high fashion" version of Look at My Cute Baby Bump.

We share a reaction to this story.

So-called May-December romances generally don't bother me except in extreme cases of power imbalances. However, I must admit that my lifelong crush on Jeff Goldblum pretty much ended a few years back when he pursued a young woman who was all of 20 after hitting on her at a bar. She was intelligent and beautiful but…

My brain refuses to process that this is anything other than synthetic material molded into a shape resembling a human being.

She is pretty much the real-life version of all those seemingly impossible dance-centered novels I've read and movies I've watched. A really good biopic would be so awesome.

Shedding a tear for the time when you couldn't go a day without Gawker posting about our dear Julia.

I have a baby and have decided to wait to pierce her ears. I understand the reasons people have against piercing baby eats but to call it tacky is tacky. It's very much a cultural thing.

And I suddenly want to home school my daughter...

So before the whole anti-vax thing, I was in Jenny's corner. She seemed like a cool person. I want to be in her corner again. I want to believe this critical thinking course would be her way of figuring out how wrong she was in her anti-vax conclusions. Like, you can question what you've been told without drinking…

That photo does him NO justice.

I LOVED that hospital underwear. I'm all about being environmentally friendly but they were disposable! And comfortable! And held the diaper-sized pad in place very well. I'm pretty sure I still have a pair left that I'm saving for a special occasion. No, I have no idea what kind of occasion that might be.