I would totally cut someone for a cinnabon right now.

My dad leaves Christian pamphlets but he also tips. (His tips have gone up thanks to my preaching at him about what life is like living off of tips.) WWJD? Tip his server.

Totally wearing a nursing bra by her brand. Comfortable and well fitting!

Oh, I assure you that's no intern but a team of highly paid hip experts.

Honestly, I never wanted kids and my daughter was a total accident. And maybe I'm saying this b\c she's still just a baby - but holy shit balls, she is awesome! Having her is the best thing I've ever done and now I tell all my friends who are thinking about having kids to do it. I also tell my friends who say that…

I can't.stop.looking. And laughing. Looking and laughing uncontrollably.

I apparently missed the memo that Katy and John Mayer broke up. For some reason I thought they would actually make it work.

Also, unrelated, it's moments like these when I remember why I used to be Team Miley.

Interesting since one of the first things I ever saw Cumberbatch in was Amazing Grace.

I have read the book and it is really, really good. She wasn't always the funniest to me but I liked her comedy. The book really does a good job of explaining what happened with 30 Rock and gives a pretty level-headed perspective on what it's like to be a comedienne. And an older mother. The personal stuff was just as…

When did Henry and Gina get back together?? I can't keep up with these kids!

As another former UPSer, I totally understand. I've had goods damaged during delivery myself. This is why I treated each package with as much care as I could. While this made me popular with the drivers b\c it meant a well-loaded truck, it was a problem with the supervisors because you have a certain amount of time to…

Well, considering that the Olympics can actually cripple a place's economy instead of boost it, maybe the selection is intentional?

I have always consider Norman Reedus to be the dirty/hot version of Orlando Bloom. Yes, he pretty much always looks like that. And Glen is awesome, don't get me twisted, but my thing for Norman goes back to high school and the Boondock Saints.

I live and die by this equation.

I always follow the Creepy Equation. Where your age = x and the age of the person you are considering dating = y then the following equation should be true in order for it to not be creepy: x/2 + 7 ≥ y. (Please note I went to art school and haven't taken a math class in like, 13 years, so my jargon may be wrong but I…

Nooooo! I was totally ready to stop the movie I'm watching to check out this episode but it's from a season that's not on Netflix. I HAVE to see this now.

Doug, your Starship Troopers reference has created a permanent place in my heart for you.

Thanks. My first thought was that we weren't allowed to carry bags to class when I was in school. I think they may have made exceptions for girls just because of feminine hygiene products but I think those bags were subject to search.

I never really "got" the Lady Gaga thing...but she seems pretty real here and I like it a lot. I don't know that I would go out and buy one of her albums, but in the imaginary world where my approval matters, I would give her a fist bump.