He also worked on the screenplays for Oblivion, Catching Fire, and Toy Story 3, so he has experience writing genre films.

Hahaha. I couldn't make it past the microphone grab and his first sentence.

OMG. I did not even connect the fact that he was the kid in Little Manhattan! I loved that movie that I watched as an adult. Now I feel super skeevy for thinking he's an attractive young man since five seconds ago he was an adorable little kid to me.

Catholic hospital.

I don't know what hospital she went to but my hospital won't do tubal ligations. Also, I get happy when a couple who is done having children opt for a vasectomy over the tubal ligation because soooo many men I've encountered are unwilling to do anything to their poor little man-parts but want their women to undergo a…

As a Christian, I must say that anyone who professes to be a man of God but denounces Girl Scout cookies is a false prophet and should be called out as such. Girl Scout cookies are proof that God loves me and wants me to be chubby.

You nearly caused me to coat my computer in tea.

I'm unexpectedly pregnant at the age of 29 (thanks for nothing, morning after pill!) and while my tune may change once the baby is actually born, I must say that I don't foresee myself getting a lot of the perks she got, especially the finances part.

I didn't even realize I was flexible enough to get my head that far up my ass.

I was with you until you got to the parenthetical. I know neither Tina nor Jennifer, so I can't say with any accuracy which one is healthier or happier or fitter, though it seems Tina is thinner. I assure you there used to be many a gush-fest about Tina on Jezebel and soon they will move on from JLaw (for some reason…

Honestly, I think the reason the Miley Cyrus thing bugs me the most is that I think she really does have talent and it's getting lost in this silliness.

My thoughts exactly. I was mad that they shattered my illusion that one day he and I would be together and then I was like, "Oh, his wife is normal person hot? I ain't mad at it." But it wasn't true. I am still mad. But mazel tov to them and all that jazz.

Also, I think October 25 is the American release date?

Richards definitely looks closer to 68 than 48 but your point still made me giggle.

Not the person you are addressing, but I personally think if the shirt were shorter it would create a better silhouette. I think that's my biggest problem with many of her fashion choices: the ideas aren't bad but the shapes just never seem right. It has nothing to do with her body. If she wore a completely see…

I see it too.

Saved me from saying it. I agree.

This has always been my problem with newspapers too...even back when cell phones were the size of bricks.

The gossip at NYU was always that ScarJo didn't get in because of her low SAT scores. I did get into NYU (and did better on my SATs despite thinking standardized tests are bull). I now barely live above the poverty line and work in a restaurant. I think she still wins.

I was annoyed at the Buzzfeed worthy title until I actual saw this dog and holy moly how precious/I wanna eat you up/bring you home with me and cuddle wuddle all the time b\c way too much cuteness.