So-called May-December romances generally don't bother me except in extreme cases of power imbalances. However, I must admit that my lifelong crush on Jeff Goldblum pretty much ended a few years back when he pursued a young woman who was all of 20 after hitting on her at a bar. She was intelligent and beautiful but…

My brain refuses to process that this is anything other than synthetic material molded into a shape resembling a human being.

She is pretty much the real-life version of all those seemingly impossible dance-centered novels I've read and movies I've watched. A really good biopic would be so awesome.

Shedding a tear for the time when you couldn't go a day without Gawker posting about our dear Julia.

I have a baby and have decided to wait to pierce her ears. I understand the reasons people have against piercing baby eats but to call it tacky is tacky. It's very much a cultural thing.

And I suddenly want to home school my daughter...

So before the whole anti-vax thing, I was in Jenny's corner. She seemed like a cool person. I want to be in her corner again. I want to believe this critical thinking course would be her way of figuring out how wrong she was in her anti-vax conclusions. Like, you can question what you've been told without drinking…

That photo does him NO justice.

I LOVED that hospital underwear. I'm all about being environmentally friendly but they were disposable! And comfortable! And held the diaper-sized pad in place very well. I'm pretty sure I still have a pair left that I'm saving for a special occasion. No, I have no idea what kind of occasion that might be.

I would totally cut someone for a cinnabon right now.

My dad leaves Christian pamphlets but he also tips. (His tips have gone up thanks to my preaching at him about what life is like living off of tips.) WWJD? Tip his server.

Totally wearing a nursing bra by her brand. Comfortable and well fitting!

Oh, I assure you that's no intern but a team of highly paid hip experts.

Honestly, I never wanted kids and my daughter was a total accident. And maybe I'm saying this b\c she's still just a baby - but holy shit balls, she is awesome! Having her is the best thing I've ever done and now I tell all my friends who are thinking about having kids to do it. I also tell my friends who say that…

I can't.stop.looking. And laughing. Looking and laughing uncontrollably.

I apparently missed the memo that Katy and John Mayer broke up. For some reason I thought they would actually make it work.

Also, unrelated, it's moments like these when I remember why I used to be Team Miley.

Interesting since one of the first things I ever saw Cumberbatch in was Amazing Grace.

I have read the book and it is really, really good. She wasn't always the funniest to me but I liked her comedy. The book really does a good job of explaining what happened with 30 Rock and gives a pretty level-headed perspective on what it's like to be a comedienne. And an older mother. The personal stuff was just as…

When did Henry and Gina get back together?? I can't keep up with these kids!