As another former UPSer, I totally understand. I've had goods damaged during delivery myself. This is why I treated each package with as much care as I could. While this made me popular with the drivers b\c it meant a well-loaded truck, it was a problem with the supervisors because you have a certain amount of time to…

Well, considering that the Olympics can actually cripple a place's economy instead of boost it, maybe the selection is intentional?

I have always consider Norman Reedus to be the dirty/hot version of Orlando Bloom. Yes, he pretty much always looks like that. And Glen is awesome, don't get me twisted, but my thing for Norman goes back to high school and the Boondock Saints.

I live and die by this equation.

I always follow the Creepy Equation. Where your age = x and the age of the person you are considering dating = y then the following equation should be true in order for it to not be creepy: x/2 + 7 ≥ y. (Please note I went to art school and haven't taken a math class in like, 13 years, so my jargon may be wrong but I…

Nooooo! I was totally ready to stop the movie I'm watching to check out this episode but it's from a season that's not on Netflix. I HAVE to see this now.

Doug, your Starship Troopers reference has created a permanent place in my heart for you.

Thanks. My first thought was that we weren't allowed to carry bags to class when I was in school. I think they may have made exceptions for girls just because of feminine hygiene products but I think those bags were subject to search.

I never really "got" the Lady Gaga thing...but she seems pretty real here and I like it a lot. I don't know that I would go out and buy one of her albums, but in the imaginary world where my approval matters, I would give her a fist bump.

He also worked on the screenplays for Oblivion, Catching Fire, and Toy Story 3, so he has experience writing genre films.

Hahaha. I couldn't make it past the microphone grab and his first sentence.

OMG. I did not even connect the fact that he was the kid in Little Manhattan! I loved that movie that I watched as an adult. Now I feel super skeevy for thinking he's an attractive young man since five seconds ago he was an adorable little kid to me.

Catholic hospital.

I don't know what hospital she went to but my hospital won't do tubal ligations. Also, I get happy when a couple who is done having children opt for a vasectomy over the tubal ligation because soooo many men I've encountered are unwilling to do anything to their poor little man-parts but want their women to undergo a…

As a Christian, I must say that anyone who professes to be a man of God but denounces Girl Scout cookies is a false prophet and should be called out as such. Girl Scout cookies are proof that God loves me and wants me to be chubby.

You nearly caused me to coat my computer in tea.

I'm unexpectedly pregnant at the age of 29 (thanks for nothing, morning after pill!) and while my tune may change once the baby is actually born, I must say that I don't foresee myself getting a lot of the perks she got, especially the finances part.

I didn't even realize I was flexible enough to get my head that far up my ass.

I was with you until you got to the parenthetical. I know neither Tina nor Jennifer, so I can't say with any accuracy which one is healthier or happier or fitter, though it seems Tina is thinner. I assure you there used to be many a gush-fest about Tina on Jezebel and soon they will move on from JLaw (for some reason…

Honestly, I think the reason the Miley Cyrus thing bugs me the most is that I think she really does have talent and it's getting lost in this silliness.