Fixed! 

Hey, he is not that dumb. He will send the astronauts at night!

If you were a Brit, why would you eat at Chic-fil-A when you’ve got Nandos? Sweet, sweet Nandos. 

I imagine Nandos will be pleased to see them go as well ...

Why don’t we apply that same critical eye to say, the Bible?

And I OOP

GANG THREATENS WOMAN FOR REPORTING THEIR CRIMES

The quote from his father, Michael McGlockton, is GREAT. No hugging bullshit:

Well, since it’s a witch hunt, it’s very simple to put this whole thing to rest. Throw Trump in a body of water. If he floats, he’s a witch and must be executed, likely by burning. If he sinks, he’s not a witch but will likely die by drowning.

Is there a mental condition specifically that manifests itself as pathological contrarianism? I think he and Trump share that.

Hey, Lets GO!

Things Trump Will Do:
☑ give you up
☑ let you down
☑ run around and desert you
☑ make you cry
☑ say goodbye
☑ tell a lie and hurt you

It really says something when you’ve got more whistleblowers than achievements in your administration.

Jesus Effing Christ.

Maybe she’ll bring that hunky little Marine on a leash along on the campaign trail! Now THAT would fill some arenas.

Now that I know she’s fucking I just slid into her DM’s. Fingers crossed 

Just sent $50 more to Warren. Hell, yes. This is the best revelation ever: Elizabeth Warren fucks. You are damn straight it fucking slaps. 

Prince Harry chose to marry a biracial woman instead of their own daughter. Had that Black American harlot not swept in, they would be the ones curtseying to Ol’ Lizzie! Something about fury and old women bored out of their skulls being scorned. /s

Meghan’s father is a textbook malignant narcissist, as is her half-sister. They are out for blood because she broke free of them and married a prince on top of that.

Harry mentioning the treatment that his mother received and how harassment by the paparazzi led to her death should be a wake up call for these monsters, especially one Katie Hopkins. Who the hell am I kidding these assholes will more than likely double down on this treatment now. Nice to see Harry & Doug Emhoff…