A spokesperson for broccoli has assured me the feeling is mutual. 

To all of the White people in the grays, y’all wanted this shit, so here we go.

Nah, wouldn't want those beautiful animals to get sick from his toxic ass. Blast him into space without a suit maybe?

We’ll still have ranch dressing and Mountain Dew Code Red. We should be fine....

Can we dump his bitch ass into Boston Harbor?

Lol @ cats acting all concerned over a human in an accident. Who do you think cut the brake line in the first place.

Lived in Leeds for grad school. I miss the 95p bacon bap more than i miss my friends.

Just back from checking in with the racist, hate-mongering British newspaper ‘Daily Mail’. This is it headlined the news of Prince Harry’s announcement that he and Duchess Megan were stepping back from their royal duties:

Would also add a disclaimer: Do all of this to be better but know that you will occasionally fail - can’t shed light on every blind spot. If you do fail pick your ass up and try to be better tomorrow - none of that teary-eyed, victim-flipping, ego stroking shit: own your shit and keep trying to be better. Also: no…

And woe betide anyone who tries to explain that white privilege doesn’t mean that a white person’s life won’t suck, it means that if it sucks it’s not because they’re white.

The funny part about “White Privilege” is, most of the racist assholes who spend their all their free time online raging about “The Blacks” are so stupid, they couldn’t figure out how to make it work for them.

I finally realized that there was something fundamentally broken in how White people are socialized last year, when I made a White man go berserk by just asking him, “Are you White, yes or no?” And he responded with “I’m a human being”. He couldn’t understand that his Whiteness was intrinsically linked to how he was…

You just done paid for site operation for a month with the incelwaffen hate clicks this is gonna generate.

Harry is polite English version of “Knuck If You Buck.”

He has just relinquished the 5% of his allowance that comes from public taxes. The bulk of his royal allowance comes from his father. The Duchy of Cornwall is a private estate, not a public one, and it is up to Charles to distribute the revenue as he sees fit. So far, the bulk has gone toward the upkeep of Harry’s and…

I almost agree; I think their lives will go on just fine. But all the English who hate Meghan now will go to their graves despising and blaming her, and her alone, for the inevitable dissolution of the monarchy after the Queen dies. So, Meghan might as well start carving out their new lives right now.

Who didn’t see this coming? Harry stopped being about that royal life well before he got married. He started “doing him” when his nephew was born.

Do...do you read John Cleese’s Twitter account? Michael Palin is the cool one.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:

Cheer up, Terry. You know what they say;