The drive through window was necessary as it is Chick Fil A policy not to let anyone in the back door.

Steal away...

We'll get the milkshakes ready. 

We’ve seen this show already...

Oh, jolly. Not only do we have to deal with the Orange Cancerball and the Sentient Sexdoll, we have to tolerate Melanoma, Uncle Fester, The Spare and Daddy’s Biggest Disappointment. Oh fucking joy. Never have I wished for a random stray nuke...

The last time Trump was excited about carrying something 4.5 feet tall and 60 pounds, Ivanka was 9

Deep, pessimistic sigh.

Good times. LOL. Unless something’s changed drastically in Ghana & Nigeria, it may still take years to get a landline via regular channels. Nope, it’s not weird* cos I’m thrilled to know it’s functional even though I’m from the opposite side of the continent. When last I was in Lagos and a cousin ordered food, paid…

OH, BLOODY HELL. That incident was from just a few years ago. See, this is where African hospitality becomes a liability. One would think we’d have learned after Arabs and Europeans. Sigh. Glad they were shut down. I’ll stop now so I don’t get into a rant about how we roll out the red carpet for others, but stay…

Sorry for the delayed response. Yeah. It’s no longer an overnight trip. It leaves at like 2pm and arrives around 7pm.

Thanks. I’ll look into it*. Sounds like a beautiful, scenic way to go. Of course, my heart clenched at the mention of yet another Chinese-built anything in Africa. It’s like our folks think it’s free. Killing Africans with impunity in Ghana and Congo are two chilling examples that we’re being devalued by these new…

LOL. You should, especially since it’s a shorter journey for you. I’m not a “safari” type person, but a week with the Masaai I could get into. Beach, too. The safiri IS my journey. No?  I’ll see myself out.

Sometimes it makes me sad though– Obama being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren’t meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. But still, the place you live in is that much more gray and empty that…

Okay, so let’s broaden the promise to include informing children already born to Kenyans. Your grandpa’s story shouldn’t have to wait on your potential progeny who, in the event they arrive, may keep you busy enough to renege. That’s so awesome that your dad is conversant in all three! See? Even this seems to suggest…

I just hope he gets locked away in Sweden first. I do not want to have to cheer for this discount rack Howard Hughes just to protect 1st amendment rights.

Seriously, permit me to make my case. It’d be different for at least 2 reasons. You said the 50s, so an updated version would be in order. Second, he’s of “Anglo-Irish” origin. (I just looked him up). So as an indigenous Black person attending the school you’d have a much fuller grasp on inter & intraracial dynamics…

Wow!! That sounds super cool though I feel a bit sheepish saying so. I feel like perhaps the “adult” response should be to clutch my pearls, but I’m more in the vein of “Please publish your stories. I’d buy that memoir.”

How?? LOL. Now I’m curious about the formative years (cos I’d’ve been freaking out).

Ummm, WUT??? That above anecdote is uh crazy but that tidbit about hearing this is the cockpit from a PILOT couldn’t have inspired confidence. Two of my small KiSwahili offerings jumped out as I thought, “ati”? and “pole” you (though I know that’s not how it works).

“I have done nothing to my body or my face,”