ExpatKenyan
ExpatKenyan
ExpatKenyan

In which case, Dara should have wound his neck in. Didn’t Frankie Boyle get sacked from that show for making a joke about the queen’s vagina?

When he was sacked yesterday, he made the media rounds, trying to sound defiant and unbothered. Seems he’s had time to sober up, because he’s attempted another apology.

Happy to see that Gina Yashere took him to task in the replies. She’s way too polite to him, though.

The royal family cost each taxpayer about 70p (90 cents) a year. It’s not nearly as much as many people imagine.

You need Made in Chelsea. The villain (Spencer Matthews) from the early series is now Pippa Middleton’s brother-in-law. Only two or so of the original cast remain, but it is still a carousel of posh, overprivileged ridiculous people who all sleep with each other.

Baby Blimp is reported to be returning bigger and badder than ever!

I’ve renewed my gym membership so I can tone up to suitably moon him if he dares to take a carriage ride.

M.I.A is British. Born in Hounslow, London. Her family lived in Sri Lanka for a while but moved back to London due to safety concerns.

He drives me round the twist at times, but I wouldn’t have anyone else.

“That’s fine, love. Shall we go to the pub now?”

I’m just annoyed that anything less than a government minster measuring how much she’s dilated will fuel the conspiracy theorists at places like the Daily Heil, where readers leave comments that the pregnancy is fake and that she’s been wearing a “moonbump” during the entire pregnancy. Not following the Stepford Kate

This is why I’ve already told himself that we’re never going into business together. Should the worst happen, it’s bad enough dissolving a personal relationship, let alone a professional one.

If reports are to be believed, Assange didn’t shower frequently and also didn’t empty his cat’s litterbox. Today the consul went as far as saying that he’d had some sort of dirt protest and had smeared faeces on the walls. This is after he was caught trying to look at embassy files and pissing off the staff by

“Trump” is a British colloquialism for farting. No joke.

She will have her weak-chinned white English husband, if the wedding goes ahead. I’m praying that he chooses to join her in the States, rather than the other way round.

Much of the Beeb’s upper management are Tories. I haven’t been able to watch Question Time in years. I didn’t even tune in when Fiona Bruce replaced the Dimblebot.

I was once madly in love with a boy and spent a Christmas with his family. His grandmother was a Corrie fan. Like, would even watch the repeats on space telly.

This... specimen is getting married to an Englishman, and could very well be bringing her particular brand of fuckery across the pond once she is wed.

<narrows eyes> Are you a Corrie fan?