Were you around for the part of the campaign where the leavers were trying to recruit from curry houses because “less EU migration might make it easier for your families to get visas”? Good times.

Channel 4

The reason the Brexit gammons got so huffy is because they did have a few POC there. I was playing “spot the melanin” and managed to spot one Sikh in a turban and one older man who might be slightly touched in the head.

Jon Snow, Krish GM and Cathy Newman are my faves. You’re absolutely right about the diversity of the Channel 4 team compared to other newsrooms. Fatima Manji is great, and Darshna Soni is so fricking professional when they leave London and have to cover the Midlands. I am still trying to come to terms with Liam…

Didn’t he choose the name after a famous 80s football hooligan?

With the update, I’m going to need more information. I’m primed and ready to go with a blast to Kenyans both at home and abroad, but what is the situation with the lounges?

We’re not there yet. I could tell stories for days. If it’s not wageni, it’s the newly-elevated political class who are now running round causing havoc, acting like we don’t know that some of them are just a couple of generations removed from illiterate goatherds.

If they operate under Islamic law like other countries do, any woman making an allegation against him would also need to provide at least three witnesses, to prove that she wasn’t just trying to avoid being punished for extra-marital sex.

Nope. English juries are drawn from people registered to vote. Nothing special about them.

I can’t tell if you’re talking about Jezza or UKIP’s Lord Pearson, who invited Stephen Yaxley-Lennon to tea.

The fucker sacked the duty solicitor appointed for him by the court and is choosing the represent himself. Just the thought of the shit he’ll try to pull during a trial is enough to give me an ulcer.

Fucking “Free Tommy” sign? What the ever-loving fuck?! I bet this dickweasel doesn’t even know who that is, or the fact that he is not, currently, incarcerated. What’s he going to do next, ask people to subscribe to a YouTube channel?

Murdoch owns the Sun.The Mirror is owned by Reach plc.

Maybe not in the US, but if she moves to Blighty once she’s married, she’ll be a problem here, and I can guarantee that she’ll be booked to be a talking head on a metric fuck-ton of shows.

Gavin McInnes, Milo Yianowhatisface and British Islamophobe “Tommy Robinson” (real name: Stephen Yaxley-Lennon) were supposed to be going on a right-wing speaking tour of Australia. It’s been pushed back a couple of times already because all three were denied visas on the grounds of bad character. They were appealing…

60 minutes? What kind of rushed service is that?

Hey! Mufasa was killed in Serengeti. That’s Tanzania’s problem unless they follow the migration and cross the Mara.

Odds on the Jezzies reporting on this?

Sweden banned spanking in the 1970s. If they can get their shit together with long winters and enforced close quarters during cold weather, there isn’t an excuse for anyone else.

Nah, it’s legit. Other speakers have also pulled out, citing Bannon’s presence as the reason.