If it is, it exists only in the mind of Theresa May, who can’t seem to shed her Home Office “Robocop” tendencies.

Interesting. Capital Gold is one of those radio stations I forget exists.

Oh, aye. The school I got expelled from had a couple of proper posh people, the bulk of the students were upper-middle, and then there were the lower-middles who were probably on scholarships or bursaries.

He’s got a definite smoker’s rasp due to his heavy smoking, but it isn’t anything too extreme.

Cigarettes. Farage makes a big show of not heeding the “Nanny state” by smoking and drinking as much as possible at public appearances.

His dad was some sort of banker, and he attended private school. He’s not posh, but he’s not common either.

Feelings that are entirely justified, as the Three Stooges don’t seem to have any sort of a plan, and it seems that May could bypass Parliamentary sovereignty.

I have dragged all of my Bundywatch friends in as subscribers! Now, if only they would do their own Twitter harvesting...

Have you been following the podcast? So good.

He’s already sown the seed that if he doesn’t win, then the vote was rigged. I have American family, and I am shit-scared about this election. You cousins voted for Shrub. Twice.

You can tell your wife that the Pioneer Woman’s family make their money off corralling wild horses.

Hopefully when he does start campaigning, he doesn’t half-arse it like Jeremy Corbyn did for the “remain” side in the referendum. He took forever to say that remaining was a good thing, and when the other prominent politicians gave him a couple of days in the spotlight to gee up his (very passionate) supporters, he…

Not to mention sheltering her company’s profits in offshore tax havens and not paying her interns, whilst still railing against modern capitalism and plagiarising large portions of her authorised biography. Private Eye magazine has been covering her... troublesome record for a while now. Unfortunately their website is…

Hell, I'm as black as they come and I don't feel it's a discussion that I get to be a part of! I was in braids for most of my life, being away at boarding school, and when I did finally take control of my hair, I was a disaster — a very expensive disaster — at it. When my (white, male) hairdresser abandoned me to…

That is pretty damn special. I must learn from this.

The way my sports predictions have been going this summer, I've probably jinxed the Dutch to an ignominious defeat and your team will bask in the glory of victory. I think I need remedial witchcraft lessons from whoever the guy is that helps out the teams during Africa Cup of Nations.

Test Match series?

At this rate, Argentina and the Netherlands decide to flip a coin for the outcome of their match and then just go home. At least, that's what my wine goblin is telling me. He's just killing time before the Test Match series starts, though.

Final score is 7-1 to Germany. Last one was a consolation for Brazil (scorer's name eludes me). I have no idea what I've just seen, but I think more booze will help put it into perspective.

I don't have much Oranje-love either, for the same reasons. Plus, I wanted Costa Rica to have a fairytale.