How else will curious readers click through 7 pages of crushing ads to get to those sweet sweet 2 lines of text + a picture?

Right there with you in hopes that it’s the sex toy store, because the pun/innuendo potential would be incredible.

This is going to go well and not spawn any buzzfeed lists of ridiculous locations.

Someone that makes a game about Zoo Tycoon x Gladiator probably doesn’t even have this version of “choose” come to mind...

Seems a few people ran out of pokeballs before they could capture your joke...

It’ll be interesting to see how regulations adapt to things like this once de_dust settles.

Good general points, but they’re unfortunately inapplicable in this specific mode of this specific game. There are a lot of good individual scenarios and individual teaching tools the devs use to try to teach careful play, but the combination of multiple bullet sponges in different parts of the map simultaneously…

Yes, the decision to split 8 people among multiple bullet sponges in different parts of the map simultaneously cannot pair well with long respawn times, random respawn locations, and the already slow recharge rate for Req meters. I understand how the person that implemented each of those issues might have had their…

100% agreed. The extended respawn is supposed to teach careful play, but all it’s doing is punishing players by denying them playtime and also punishing their teams by making 1/8 of their team spend 45 sec of the last 1:30 huffing and puffing across the map. (And God forbid you spawn a tank: the molasses of…

#shortbuttsonly

I was wrestling with this new pop internet reference of being in the shower with a bunch of +1's until I realized what you meant.

It’s a game comm mechanic shortcoming: they’re trying to kick it with you, but all they’re able to do is boot from the group. It makes them feel like no one wants to kick it with them, which is a downer also.

“Being comfortable with your new book” is an extremely hard-to-resist sell, I have to admit.

Your last sentence is a rapid emotional roller coaster: Otherwise we end up with choices :D ...the terrible choices we have today :(

Thank you! I like re buttals and I cannot lie.

As someone who has played both and continues to play neither of these games, I have to say that they are so different that it doesn’t make sense to expect that one would tempt you away from the other. It’s like saying “Ha, that book isn’t good enough to make me skip soccer tonight!”

Trying to peer around the people in front of you who are thoroughly enjoying themselves?

Just a beautifully worded comment, especially “from murdering you the way every cell in their body is begging them to do”.

forming a cacophony that somehow melds into spiritual bliss.

Was going to correct your spelling of “soul fact” but then realized to my humiliation that you are exactly right about the gravity of Fahey’s reviews.