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Yes! Take the power from the doctor!

It was awarded GOTY by Dave down at the grocery store. Or was it by Sarah at the office?

Yes! Waiting for publishers to try and make a second wave of sales is fantastic for my wallet and game organization.

Agreed. And “victim”, because this game is life? I was hugely disappointed with Destiny and gave it about $60 worth of complaining before moving on...because it was a $60 video game.

“His light has returned.” Great touch!

“’Oh, Year One—.’ He could barely get the words out of before they were choked off by emotion, his hands bearing the scars of 20-hour playweeks, his shoulders bowed down by the invisible but crushing weight of what he had seen, no, what he had survived.”

Jason I could kiss you for this reply.

Yeah I feel like they reallllly rabbit-holed down that Halo terminals story exposition method...

Agreed. The inhumanity in detachedly calculating space on the ship that is felt to be outrageously unacceptable to us is precisely what was displayed by people no different from critics and fans alike every. fucking. day for a very very long time. This IS the levity with which human beings traded other human beings.

I need to learn from you: “Step 1: Actually buy fresh groceries for meals.”

Oh 100% agreed. The Thin Attractive Line is microscopic.

Awesome surprise! Was just relaying the story; no idea it’d encourage. And you know, people like you who are pleasant to complete strangers despite the safety of anonymity gives huge hope that the world’s still ok also. Too bad we can’t PayPal shots or beers on Kotaku!

I’ve just bean NerdLoved!

You noticed! *less-than-three*

I did and I enjoyed it, and it’s totally a matter of personal taste, but I thought it was a bit unpleasant. Loved Lineage itself though!

The only cool guy in Camp Tiger Claw.

To answer your survey: Yes, I dated a girl who worked at the Starbucks I studied at. It was magical at the time.

The best lovetraceptive is visualizing her doing the exact same thing to another dude[s].

The Ezio love is strong with all of us. But let’s be honest: that period’s style does NOT translate attractively to the big screen. Most recent movies with this costuming either adjust the style to be less ridiculous to modern audiences or frame the weirdness out when possible. ...But I want “It’s-a me, Mario!” on a

Fassbender’s a great choice though. General release movies need to have wider appeal than video games, and Fassbender’s a good way to catch the attention of people who might not otherwise find the AC universe appealing.