Engine sounds for Power On, Power Off, and Disc Eject also!

The ever-vigilant Novelty Standards Board aside, the general body of readers like interesting things. This is interesting, you’re interesting, and we enjoyed what was posted. Thanks Patricia!

Try this in public to a person and not a screen. You won’t, because you will admit people will punch you in the fucking mouth and stop before opening it. But thanks for making us all like Patricia much more in the long run in reaction to your rage-whining on just this article.

Just 3 people? I’ve destroyed untold loads of snacks and beer. And my hype for pre-ordered disappointment is nothing short of maniacally aggressive.

Was that “him him” strategically worded for both the zealot and dragoon forms?? *baited breath*

And the biggest reason of all: just in time for the movie!!

That’s freaking stupid: treating an exclusive developer with proven ability to innovate AND hit it off with consumers like it’s just a farm. People still talk about how great the Banjo-Kazooie games, etc. are.

Pre-Columbian Americas is an awesome idea! ...as long as they don’t replace knife-throwing mini-games with head-rolling-down-temple-steps catching mini-games.

Lord knows I am the furthest from being a fan of League of Legends, but this was just practically a worse PR move than having too little explanation. It’s free-to-play, but they’ve allowed and encouraged the game’s following and its time-sink. The product carries responsibilities proportional to scope, not just…

Kameo 2 seems like a sure-fire win. Maybe that was when they got roped into the developmental Bay of Pigs that was Kinect games.

Why are you greyed? Come up to the booth!

While excited for Syndicate, I wasn’t that excited for the ever-modernizing environment, but those interiors are pretty awesome in a Hound of the Baskervilles way. It’s a real shocker.

It’s still more contemporary than your comment.

HOLD ON. Marketing digs, sure, but spontaneously combusting hardware is making me re-think my Xbox One purchase...

Well I love slots, so a Konami-made machine seems like a fantasy come true. Welcome to 2015, the Year of Dreams, indeed!

Yeah it seems like a nightmarishly impossible task.

I appreciate open world games so much more after reading this, especially that part about GTA 5. Good Lord i could not even begin to imagine the magnitude of that task...

I literally just did this in response haha:

So i have to upgrade to green-level gear for this?

Best visual object comparison ever.