I need to learn from you: “Step 1: Actually buy fresh groceries for meals.”

Oh 100% agreed. The Thin Attractive Line is microscopic.

Awesome surprise! Was just relaying the story; no idea it’d encourage. And you know, people like you who are pleasant to complete strangers despite the safety of anonymity gives huge hope that the world’s still ok also. Too bad we can’t PayPal shots or beers on Kotaku!

I’ve just bean NerdLoved!

You noticed! *less-than-three*

I did and I enjoyed it, and it’s totally a matter of personal taste, but I thought it was a bit unpleasant. Loved Lineage itself though!

The only cool guy in Camp Tiger Claw.

To answer your survey: Yes, I dated a girl who worked at the Starbucks I studied at. It was magical at the time.

The best lovetraceptive is visualizing her doing the exact same thing to another dude[s].

The Ezio love is strong with all of us. But let’s be honest: that period’s style does NOT translate attractively to the big screen. Most recent movies with this costuming either adjust the style to be less ridiculous to modern audiences or frame the weirdness out when possible. ...But I want “It’s-a me, Mario!” on a…

Fassbender’s a great choice though. General release movies need to have wider appeal than video games, and Fassbender’s a good way to catch the attention of people who might not otherwise find the AC universe appealing.

Engine sounds for Power On, Power Off, and Disc Eject also!

The ever-vigilant Novelty Standards Board aside, the general body of readers like interesting things. This is interesting, you’re interesting, and we enjoyed what was posted. Thanks Patricia!

Try this in public to a person and not a screen. You won’t, because you will admit people will punch you in the fucking mouth and stop before opening it. But thanks for making us all like Patricia much more in the long run in reaction to your rage-whining on just this article.

Just 3 people? I’ve destroyed untold loads of snacks and beer. And my hype for pre-ordered disappointment is nothing short of maniacally aggressive.

Was that “him him” strategically worded for both the zealot and dragoon forms?? *baited breath*

And the biggest reason of all: just in time for the movie!!

That’s freaking stupid: treating an exclusive developer with proven ability to innovate AND hit it off with consumers like it’s just a farm. People still talk about how great the Banjo-Kazooie games, etc. are.

Pre-Columbian Americas is an awesome idea! ...as long as they don’t replace knife-throwing mini-games with head-rolling-down-temple-steps catching mini-games.

Lord knows I am the furthest from being a fan of League of Legends, but this was just practically a worse PR move than having too little explanation. It’s free-to-play, but they’ve allowed and encouraged the game’s following and its time-sink. The product carries responsibilities proportional to scope, not just…