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Kameo 2 seems like a sure-fire win. Maybe that was when they got roped into the developmental Bay of Pigs that was Kinect games.

Why are you greyed? Come up to the booth!

While excited for Syndicate, I wasn’t that excited for the ever-modernizing environment, but those interiors are pretty awesome in a Hound of the Baskervilles way. It’s a real shocker.

It’s still more contemporary than your comment.

HOLD ON. Marketing digs, sure, but spontaneously combusting hardware is making me re-think my Xbox One purchase...

Well I love slots, so a Konami-made machine seems like a fantasy come true. Welcome to 2015, the Year of Dreams, indeed!

Yeah it seems like a nightmarishly impossible task.

I appreciate open world games so much more after reading this, especially that part about GTA 5. Good Lord i could not even begin to imagine the magnitude of that task...

I literally just did this in response haha:

So i have to upgrade to green-level gear for this?

Best visual object comparison ever.

Yeah Calendar Man never exactly shook me to my boots.

That’s the sad life of a runner: doing the cooking without any of the eating.

They even had to catch him by surprise to get the cover shot.

ULTRA comment! (maximal, not KI)

You’re thinking of Rhythm games, where the method of input is instrumental to the game experience. It’s a whole different sheet of music with Rhytm games lemme tell you what!

Did you miss its power to compel even the mighty silver tongue of Fahey to say “available tit-tay” at the beginning of the video?

Holy crap, see that’s what i’m talking about: a whole science i never knew about. I’m not educated at all in what you’re talking about but i’m going to try it next time like you said: as maneuvers more than reflexes. Thanks!

I do, and they’re pretty varied, but i’ve just never had the spark that my friends have—even those who go months without playing and then just pop in for a night of gaming. I’m envious.

Ok, laughed my ass off at this one. Too good.