This may seem surprisingly simple, but you have to want it. Like really want it, more than life itself. I've watched many very bright people drop out of Ph.D. programs and leave with their M.S. and happily go off to a good job. What kept me going was the feeling that somehow my life wasn't going to be complete…

I am totally astounded because that really is a pretty great idea for a power. I had been assuming he'd just get some sort of ridiculous extra power to make him even more ridiculous or rad (energy forearm-blades or something), but this really works.

By "looks like" you mean "is exactly this, with a different logo."

Freakin' corporate resellers. Looks like a rebadged version of this:

The era when Kate Upton's breasts stood for integrity and a quality product is sadly gone.

It blows my mind that we now live in a time and age where shitty mobile games that are nothing buy money sinks and not fun (Castle Crashers, this game etc) have enough income to be able to afford spending millions of dollars in a Superbowl ad as well as paying some high profile people to be in them.

Good to see that "Hey, look at these breasts! Now go play Microtransactions: The Game!" is still a hilariously effective marketing strategy.

Ok children, let the Africans here adjudicate.

Look, I live near both of these species — they're just down the road in Busch Gardens — and I can promise you that a hippo would tear the living shit out of a rhino. Rhinos are just cows dressed up for Halloween. Hippos are the meanest animals in the neighborhood, again my neighborhood being Busch Gardens.

We Dem Boyz

"You remember that time when Ms Marvel became a real superhero and did a real thing that was actually kinda heroic? THAT WAS AWESOME."

While it's heartening that this is NOT company policy, it's strange and difficult to swallow that there could be so much confusion that drivers were suspended in the first place.

As a stock market investor, it baffles my mind how this company is valued at $40B.

Every article about Uber just makes them seem even more skeezy than the last.

I completely agree that UberX is way more affordable and convenient than taxis. As a rider, I love that it's cheaper and easier for me to get a car now. But Uber's tactics and the way it treats drivers are often awful, and it's important to call them out on stuff like this. I agree that California needs to revamp…

So basically "screw our employees we want money, no mater what the law says"

Ahhh, but Uber is still kinda pretending to be a "ride sharing" service, where people who are alreafy going your way will give you a ride for a fee. Being all commercial vehicles makes it look a whole lot more like the taxi service it is, and then the extra fees, licensing and regulations kick in. Asking Uber to…

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People! Charge your batteries. These low battery signals are making me edgy.

As someone who just found out you're a Vandy fan 30 minutes ago, ironically this is the same thing I thought. I couldn't care less what's in the book, I just hope Stallings is finally gone.