If this happens the entire internet is going to collectively shit its pants.
Would be something if Fillion was the voice of Beta Ray Bill (and a nice nod to Captain Hammer), who seems like he would be mostrous enough.
I would love this if he was dressed exactly as Mal and was just wanding in the background of a scene.
Out of nowhere, Nathan Fillion in Guardians of the Galaxy as Space Captain Malcolm Reynolds.
It's Nikto. You should be dead.
Don't fornicate
I love spending the weekends in secluded cabins in the woods, but the first thing I do, every time, is mutter "Klaatu Barrada Nikktos" when I walk in. My wife always asks me what the hell I said, I just tell her "Don't worry about it." We've survived thus far.
It's a foregone conclusion that all you swarthy types are going to die...probably horribly. Just try to be considerate about it and don't make too much noise. Your cabin mates, waiting patiently for their turn, are trying to get some sleep. Being a swarthy type, I make it a point to only go into the woods if I have…
This is a tricky one. In part it depends on what year you're going to the cabin. Avoid the seventies and eighties. And maybe the nineties. Also the last decade.
Am black guy. What precautions can I take to be sure I don't die first. I also know at least one other black guy, one Asian guy and one Filipino who can pass for Native American. Should I bring them along?
This still haunts us all.
Oddly, given my usual "bah-humbug, the book was better, the sequels suck, get off my lawn" attitude, I actually somewhat liked I, Robot. Or at least, I think there are many far stupider, far sillier sci-fi films out there. I did hate that the film turned Asimov's awesome Dr. Calvin into a typical…
I've got MY money on a lack of fresh water leading to escalating wars over supply, which will lead to war crimes involving the poisoning of water and food supplies, which will lead to higher death tolls and lack of sanitary conditions, which will throw in a bonus pandemic!
Awesome way to start the weekend. Thanks, io9!
So this entire show is basicly what would have happened had Sam and Dean totally fucked up the whole stop-the-apocalypse thing a few seasons ago on Supernatural....?
She and Stormare were by far the best parts of Constantine.
Even Constantine? I kid.
She's fantastic in it. (Also in Only Lovers Left Alive, if you haven't caught that one yet either!)
Said it before and say it again, a rule I shared with Roger Ebert: If Tilda Swinton is in a movie, I MUST see it, that woman elevates anything she's in.