“Jimbo, poke the seatbelts down the seat for your sister. Her hands are too tiny to do it herself and they’ll be poking her in the rump.”

You forgot the one they love to use the most. 

So just like the rest of his cars?  

I’m sure VW’s solar record is as legit as its diesel records.

We have President Bush & the Reich Wingers to thank for this policy. The refusal policy is not at all unique to Walgreens, btw.  Obama admin rolled back the rule. 

Monopoly was invented to teach kids to be wary of the evils of land-grabbing capitalists, so there is that.

All ice skaters have the best buttocks on the planet. The BEST!!!

They’re lying. A “charity” linked to Betsy DeVos / Erik Prince got some of them.

Now she gets to be as famous as Oakland bbq bitch 

that sounds like a wretched way to live. also only 4 days off in 4 months?  that’s some serious labor law violations. 

They were hacked. Probably.

well, no shit they don’t care about refugee children

Yup, she’s old school Catholic. Only way out of a bad marriage is widowhood. Plus, she gets to inherit allllllll the money instead of walking away with a paltry settlement.

Rebuttal: The rave scene was a silly waste of blood.

Ive seen a few moms dump their kids on grandparents or other relatives to chase the peen but they always retrieved them after awhile when the dude lost his luster. But dads, it was nearly universal that after the break up, they only gave a shit about their kids when it was convenient and nothing else more interesting…

It’s called the Sunk Loss Fallacy.

“I made the choice to accept his controlling behavior, as he’d just left his long-term girlfriend and I assumed that he was going through some serious emotional discomfort,” Dykstra writes. “This was a huge mistake.”

Yeah, when I was growing up, i noticed that men always chose the new pussy over their old kids. Always.

You can’t help someone who refuses to change or doesn’t want to stop drinking/drugging. Your “friend” is using you and sounds violent and dangerous. You need to protect yourself and your own family first. If you live in a large enough city, they may have crises team to handle people like this.

Even Kim thinks Trump is a doofus.