You get DQ’ed from judo and BJJ tournaments for puking on the mat. And you also get DQ’ed for leaving the mat if you think you’re gonna puke. Which I found out in person.

Floyd beats women. McGregor talks shit in run ups to prize fights. To Deadspin, both are sinners.

Diego Maradonna resembles one of the religious candles they sell at the bodega near me but the heat has already half melted it.

And boxing afficanados wonder why MMA and the rest of the sporting world has passed them by. This is an old school, 19th century shitbag decision where the judges have to have walked away with sacks full of cash with a $ on the side of them.

These echo chambers always lead to change. Scratch that. They lead to echoes.

By punching him in the gut, giving him a wedgie while he’s bent over from the gut shot and then stealing his wallet?

I’m with you.

Ball’s shoes couldn’t hold the Nike Dunk’s balls.

If you’re a Bears fan, you have this to hold on to: Pace’s 2 previous drafts were pretty good. His third draft seems to be his Cortes burning the boats moment. It’s move forward or die. And if they die, then Pace is out of a job and a new guy comes in. Pace knows this so he has to have substantial belief in Trubisky.

And since he went to BC, that means he couldn’t get into Notre Dame or Georgetown. So he has no reason to shill.

It then vigorously jerked off and flung it at the camera. And was offered a scholarship by Florida State.

The NFL draft has been more cringe inducing than a snuff movie involving clowns narrated by Jerry Lewis.

It’s been like that since they moved it out of NYC. Oh wait, it was in the Midwest the last two years so the media didn’t notice.

Everytime I read things like “as a Packer fan in Chicago”, I wish you’d do your fellow citizens a favor and purchase a Patrice O’Neal rock coat and throw yourself into Lake Michigan.

Reading the Lombardi disembowlment made my bowel movement.

Being a Bears fan is like being Andy in the Shawshank Redemption. You hope one day you will see the beach at Zihuatanejo but the reality is you are constantly getting fucked in the toucas by a ginger and his buddies.

Brian Kelly.

I think Tom’s ire is aimed at the wrong target. I think Jenkins and some others have basically called out college athletics in a backhanded way. The media and co. Ignore that many men’s football and basketball programs are nothing more than minor league teams for their pro leagues.

The Bears have GSH on their uniforms because their old owner pretty much founded the league. Hell, he came up with the name “National Football League”.

He looks like the money laundering drug lawyer in every 90s action movie. The ones starring Seagal in a girdle.