Toupees are hideous 99.9% of the time.

Obviously, we should all be walking around thinking about yogurt. Amiright?

Oh sweet holy crackers — someone think of the babies!

Aw, leave Jon Snow alone... He knows nothing.

BFF<333

Pull the string and hear him whine "I have to go home".

He knows nothing, Jon Snow.

Figures ~No pun intended.

Nice! Now I can recreate my own Red Wedding!

The Starks Legos aren't accurate, they all have heads.

His reign of tyranny continues. Belieb or die.

Tell that to my Pogs!

Wait, so a Princess Diana Bear isn't a priceless artifact that will one day pay for my retirement? Fuuuuck.

Yeah, contrary to the poem, it looks like Stripes is actually getting along very well with other Tigers.

DON'T YOU DARE! IF THE PRICE GOES ANY HIGHER I'LL HAVE TO TAKE MY KIDS OUT OF COLLEGE.

that day. when my sister ripped the tag off of my Princess Diana bear. and 2nd grade me LOST. MY. SHIT. everyone knows they aren't worth ANYTHING without the goddam hang tag, kacey, you freaking idiot.

This is the same woman who told me I needed to die

Obviously, not sure how old either of you are (also referring to papayamaia, of course), but I can assure (sadly, I'd say) that by mid to late thirties ALL the boys will be on the super fast-track to wantin' a wifey. *sigh*

exactly. I may have a little chin, but i do not have a little heart!

I love you evil Abed.