I'm just hanging out with a well-trained group of dudes, no camo!

"...but not in a military way."

Heh, that reminds me. I used to get gracias'ed all the time, even though I was a Nepali person working at a Nepali restaurant. :/

Is anal dentata a thing? Because that's literally all I see.

Fudge, fudge, lemonade, here is the place where the bullshit is made.

I got Push on DVD for like $3 and it was the best money I ever spent. The chemistry he has with Dakota Fanning is the most adorable thing ever and I can't even stand it.

Set pics for Captain America 2 came out last week and I was swooning in my seat. I will not be able to handle that next year.

Hate is definitely a strong, and probably inappropriate word here, but it is a bit disconcerting that she's referring to the son of her BF as her 'step son' when he is not (unless using the word 'boyfriend' was a typo). That combined with the desire that he spend less time with his actual mom even though she says he's…

I can't help cracking up anytime anyone uses THANKS OBAMA. I wish I remembered to use it more often in my daily life.

So, he's not your stepson, he's your boyfriend's 6 year old son, who you very recently stopped lashing out at because of vitamins.

Yes! This is totally kick ass.

She died from being sick in a facility that existed specifically for mass murder. It's like clarifying that someone you deliberately drove off a bridge died from drowning.

If the fetus has a gun, does that mean the mother can stand her ground and get an abortion?

Ha, if only that were true. I hear that song (and other similar shit) in the suburbs of Chicago constantly. I can't tell if they actually like it or if these yokels genuinely can't tell the difference between country songs (I know I can't most of the time).