I don't know, they were so formulaic it was probably just like a big Mad Lib.

Yes!! I CANNOT allow Taylor Swift to sink her claws into Ron. I will avada kedavra that bitch so hard.

I think what she's saying makes sense, but it just reminds me of the mom and dad in Gone Girl where they're so grotesquely wrapped up in their epic romance for the ages that they don't notice their kid is a full-blown sociopath. But I know quite literally nothing of marriage, so. Probably not all of them involve…

Only if you're a ssssssssnake.

True. But her dad was a pretty good guy, though I hate him right now because I just watched the episode where he was like "Hey baby, Daddy's gotta go to Hawaii and just, like, get my head together right now. I cannot possibly do this in the entire state of California. Your succubus mother has her tentacles in me…

Oh thank you Jesus for this! I spent most of my weekend sick and rewatching The O.C. season 1. I am, like, soooo well-versed in this O.C. stuff right now.

I think all the issues you had with season 1 are totally absent in season 2. No cry-sturbating (at least on McDermott's part- though he does even weirder shit), and nothing to make you flashback to the cheesiness and soapiness of Nip/Tuck. It was too grim for that. In a good way. There was, like, some camp every now…

You know, I thought Season 2 was better than Season 1. Yeah, it's extremely dark and violent and disturbing, but it was more interesting and compelling than season 1. The characters were better, it dealt rather poignantly with mental illness and historical treatment of women and the early 60's which were a horror show…

Ha I think we can all agree this is the most reasonable solution. Now, how do we sort out who is who? Self-reporting surveys? Or maybe just by who administrators catch poo handed.

Oh I totally agree that men's rooms used by males over a certain age, located outside of elementary schools are normal, clean places. It's the 1st through 5th grade set that truly enjoyed the feces smearing and throwing wet gobs of toilet paper at the ceiling to make it stick. Just in my own experience, this happened a…

This makes sense to me, but... does anyone else remember how gross elementary school boys were about bathrooms? Every damn week they were getting a lecture about some unnamed foul thing someone did in the bathroom and then they'd have to use bathroom passes or even lose bathroom 'privileges'. I can only imagine they…

In college we were arguing about Family Guy. Most kids said it was funny, it's satire, it's making fun of stereotypes rather than propagating them. Then my professor played this video mashup of racist jokes on Family Guy. FG jokes always seem like just a one-off joke till you see about 20 of them in a row and then it…

I still have half a bag of IKEA Swedish meatballs in my freezer. Do I throw it away? HELLS naw, that would be wasteful. I'm still gonna eat those delicious little horse nuggets, and I'll see if I can suss out which tasty flavor is horse.

Guys who believe in the friend zone are obnoxious and therefore unfuckable, so it's kind of a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Well then, I guess horse meat is officially DELICIOUS!

And I truly hope she does, though she doesn't strike me in the least bit self-aware enough to do so. I was just completely baffled by the OP's 'oh she'll do better with a girl' stance when common sense seems to dictate the complete opposite.

Possibly even the Florida *shudder*

Wouldn't that be manslaughter? I'm no expert on South African law, but I have watched an obscene amount of Law & Order so I'm definitely an expert on law in general.

I feel like she could inflict loads more psychological damage on a girl. Eating disorders, low self-esteem, hyper sexualization, plastic surgery addictions... the works, really. Poor fetus.

I started with some Neutrogena anti-wrinkle stuff from Target, but I'm using one meant for acne now that I got from a dermatologist. And it's working pretty well! It does say it makes your skin more sensitive to the sun (though I haven't really noticed that), so maybe winter is the best time to try it?