Really? Because both my parents were honest about their drug use when I was a teenager, and now my brothers and I... do drugs. But no one's a meth head or anything, and weed barely even counts as a drug, amirite? And my dad's "just pass the doobie along" drug talk with us was priceless.

I LOVE Jill Scott's lip color. I wonder if I could pull it off. And her glasses. And the tux jacket.

They are the shit, but I like to pretend they broke up in 2000. Their death knell was the sound of my dad saying "Hey, this song is pretty good! What band is this?" as American Idiot played on the radio D:

"Major in something you can get a job in" was unheard of in the years prior to 2008. Every single person in my life, from parents to grandparents to teachers to advisors all said to study what I loved, and so I did. Now... I kinda wish I'd focused a little more on the employability aspect. That's not to say that…

I look weird in pictures unless I'm drunk. But not really drunk to the point where my eyelids are drooping and I've got kinda of a perma half-smile thing going. Just pleasantly drunk. When I'm sober I'm kind of camera-shy and I look uncomfortable and a little frightened in every photo, like a baby deer about to be run…

It makes us angry! But then you stop caring after you turn 21 and then you mock people younger than you. Of course everyone still drinks heavily, but the fact that we could be killed in war before we could legally have a beer was the subject of many a heated debate during Government class. Right after the 'Bush is a…

I LOVED dodgeball in elementary school; I was a champion dodger and sneak attacker. It became a lot less fun in high school where guys on the baseball team could throw hard enough to leave a bruise. One nailed me in the side of the face and knocked my glasses off and I was seriously groping around on the floor to find…

Worse than being picked last: being last on the court during Elimination Volleyball. The whole class divides into teams of 20 and as each team gets a point, they get to eliminate someone from the other team- the best players first. I was the last one left on my team, the smallest, worst athlete, standing alone in the…

Hahahah, *I* appreciated this comment. You got the funnies! And even if you were being completely serious the mental image alone made me guffaw.

I dunno, I thought that 'posthaste' part really classed it up.

I love seeing old timey photos in color. Because I know everything wasn't really in black and white back then, but it's really hard to visualize. I can't help but picture it all in B&W.

Um no, idiot, that would be skin. Bet you didn't even know skin was an organ! Mind blown, right? Maybe you should rethink your stance on actual science in public schools, fool.

I've been here my whole life. Da 303, what what!?!

I love that weird ass statue! I can't believe they're considering taking it down. It won't be the same going to DIA without it's demonic glowing eyes welcoming me.

I think they're supposed to be artistic depictions of the horrors of colonialism and like the tyranny of the first world or something. But apparently there are a ton of conspiracy theories surrounding them.

Yeah I love those effed up murals and the demon horse! And I've been in the basement of DIA, ain't nothing there but boring hallways.

Ha. This would fit perfectly on DIAconspiracyfiles.com. I lost a whole afternoon reading that junk and cackling to myself. Apparently DIA is the world's most sinister airport? And special props to the author of a post titled 'DIA: The New Auschwitz?'.

I think some people are more bothered by it than others. On a flight with my usually pretty chill younger brother I glanced over at him and he looked straight up agonized. I asked him what was up and he just said "I'm gonna kill that fucking baby" (a joke! Probably.) and I had to strain my ears to even hear this baby,…

Normally I'm against the death penalty, but can we please execute people like this? For the good of humanity?

She is nothing like Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Bynes was actually awesome and talented and made the second best girls soccer movie ever (after Bend It Like Beckham, of course), and she was a genuinely skilled comedian! I can't feel schadenfreude at the disaster her life's become, it makes me f'reals sad :(