Ha. This would fit perfectly on DIAconspiracyfiles.com. I lost a whole afternoon reading that junk and cackling to myself. Apparently DIA is the world's most sinister airport? And special props to the author of a post titled 'DIA: The New Auschwitz?'.

I think some people are more bothered by it than others. On a flight with my usually pretty chill younger brother I glanced over at him and he looked straight up agonized. I asked him what was up and he just said "I'm gonna kill that fucking baby" (a joke! Probably.) and I had to strain my ears to even hear this baby,…

Normally I'm against the death penalty, but can we please execute people like this? For the good of humanity?

She is nothing like Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Bynes was actually awesome and talented and made the second best girls soccer movie ever (after Bend It Like Beckham, of course), and she was a genuinely skilled comedian! I can't feel schadenfreude at the disaster her life's become, it makes me f'reals sad :(

She used to be all that. She was the man, man!

Whuut my mom gave me a mullet, too! She insists it happened because I tried to cut my own hair and she was just "fixing" it. But I was like 9 and too mature to try cutting my hair, so nice try mom. And THEN she put a picture of it on my senior photo board in high school and my "friends" mocked me mercilessly. But you…

Whatevs, I got my first period at summer camp and was completely unprepared, both mentally and supplies-wise, and had to steal maxi pads from my bunkmates because I was too embarrassed to just ask. That was more horrifying than embarrassing though.

Aghhh I just made an appointment. Thanks guys. You have truly inspired me/made me super afraid to stall any longer!

Yeah, I haven't been in like 3 years either because my dentist is still the kiddie dentist and I went in college and at 22 was definitely the oldest person in that room and there were 5-year-olds running around and I got a toy prize afterwards. I'm too old for that shit. And now I have to find a new, super cheap one.…

AAHHHH I know I need to suck it up and go to the dentist already, LeAnn Rimes, but did you really have to freak me the fuck out with your 9 root canals???

OK, any idea which book the "if you love grand adventures. Survivalists. Hackers. MMORPGs" is in the first picture? I love grand adventures! But what are MMORPGs?

Factually inaccurate! The best are sold in Lima, Peru from a cart outside the video arcade on Parque Kennedy. They stuff them with manjar blanco ohhhh em gee.

Didn't you know? All McCarthys are related. Including my 7th grade Spanish teacher Señor McCarthy- ugh I should have gotten his autograph when I had the chance :(

I remember this!! My best friend and I quoted "it's easier to dig a hole than build a pole" ALL THE TIME to make each other laugh at inappropriate times. We were obsessed with that show, and also, in retrospect, kinda weird.

This is such bullshit. Everyone knows Sir Elton John should have won.

I truly had no idea that half of sexual assault victims in the military were men until now. I'm a little disgusted with some of the comments on here, both the MRAs and those dismissive of these stats. Yeah, yeah percentages and whatever of men vs women in the military, I don't care. No one should be raped, ever, full…

Long-lost sisters, maybe? TV twinsies!

My pleasure. And I mean that quite literally.

Christopher Waltz is very hot now, but he somehow managed to be even hotter back in the day. I may have to learn German and find some of these movies online.

Hahaaa sounds pretty good. Nothing will trump Real Housewives of Late Night for me, though. "I got a personality as big as mah boobies!" The real Real Housewives is so ridiculous it's barely a parody.