Well my parents didn't, exactly because they were fed up with Church and not sure if they believed anymore themselves. My mom told me the story of when my unmarried parents were talking to a priest about getting me baptized (for the grandparent's sake), and my dad said 'Hey, can you also officiate our wedding? Just to…

They have reflective thingies in the lines in the South too! It's for fog or something. I had the 2 am driving shift during a road trip through there and I felt like I was tripping balls. It actually freaked me out a little.

I never knew this and I didn't even go to an abstinence only school! My biology teacher must have been too busy showing us Powerpoint presentations of STD pictures she got from the CDC. Barf.

My friend hates the word moist to the point of becoming ill, so of course I work it into as many conversations as possible.

Wait, I have a question on terminology. What exactly does it take for someone to be considered a 'single parent'?

"Jaimeeee, el camión! Jaiiimmeeeeeee!!!"

Destinos!!! I still remember those peeps. "Don Fernando tiene cuatro hijos: Ramón, Carlos, Juan, y Mercedes. Cuantos hijos tiene Don Fernando?"

The headline made me think the same thing :( I was going to cheer for the woman for acting out my darkest fantasies when some dick is fucking with me on the street.

I used to be nice and polite and smile at people on the street and get flustered at harassment until I moved to a huge South American city where the street harassment was insane. Then I got mean. Flipping a guy off, yelling 'fuck you!', or cussing some dick out was a pretty daily event. I don't know if it actually…

I actually hate The Bachelor with every fiber of my being. My younger cousin made me watch an episode with her once and I wanted to vomit myself to death. I think she also wanted to murder me because I could not stop myself from mocking the show and yelling feminist arguments at the screen.

That's a good point. But if it was only illegal to sell pics of people taken without their permission, the paparazzi biz would dry right up. But serious journalists who want to expose dirty politicians wouldn't have a problem releasing a damning pic for free, right? It's basically a public service! And you'll get tons…

No no, it's entirely right. Now, I'm just going to watch it for the next half hour or so, don't mind me...

Ha, I love hearing Hogwarts letter expectation stories. My favorite is my friend's, who packed all her bags the night before her 11th birthday and wrote her parents a goodbye letter saying "Ef you bitches, I'm outa here. I'll show you. I'll show all of you! I'm a WITCH". She was mad because they wouldn't buy her a…

Right, well then I call dibs on Danny Pudi. Obviously!

I've accepted that this lame half-season is Community's last since it was announced. Firing Harmon the next day didn't help either. Nice try, NBC, but you can't fool me! I see through your pathetic lies.

On a family trip I ordered a bottle of vodka to my (and my parents') room, and when a waiter brought it he refused give it to me because I looked young, even after I showed him my ID. He accepted I was 21 but still wanted to call my step-dad to "clear it" with him. I finally just reminded him I was 21 and an adult and…

"Weah ah your guahdians, little girl?"

Oh no. First you get me addicted to the Panda Cam at the San Diego Zoo, and now you post this. What are you trying to do to me, Jezebel?!??

I do agree that a lot of internships where you're expected to work full time at some fancy company for free and rely on parents to pay your way attract pretty much just those wealthy enough to coast on family funds.

Oh, I actually really agree with you on that point! I didn't get that from your first comment. No one should feel obliged to do something they don't want to do, but if you do want to wear makeup, go for it.