"And then do the rest of my chores, too. Clean my dishes, do my laundry, punch my baby."

It's obvious, she's searching for clothes.

That's because the refs never saw the celebration. They were too busy looking at each other, laughing, and mouthing "No shit..."

Of course not. Tebow is a real American and Evangelical Christian. White, rich and firmly in the closet.

Didn't Tebow routinely go down on his knee and pray after scoring a touchdown? I don't recall him ever getting penalized for that...

don't come in here with that reading shit

The penalty and fine will be for the "slide" with both knees. Not the latter prayer part. Muslims should Tebow it because 'MERCA!!!!!

NFL = Never Fold Legs

"players are prohibited from engaging in any celebrations while on the ground." Isn't every celebration technically performed on the ground?

Agreed I did not see the prayer as it cut to a different angle of Tom Brady sulking on the floor after getting leveled.

White People.

It's a kinder gentler Empire.....

I couldn't agree more. I own the first film, laughed plenty (that was fun compared to the stupid blue man group unboxing video - China Fox or whatever her name was), and I am looking forward to rolling into Bezerkeley to see this film, since none of the cookie cutter theaters will take a chance on playing a movie…

I LOVE BMG but I seriously don't understand this video. What was the point? Seemed stupid. :/

he tried to sideswipe the vehicle and missed us by a foot

This was an awesome sketch. Nice follow up to the Racist Zombies.

-What's your name?

Goodbye password123 and hello password321.