Pictured: One of the lesser Duke brothers.

I want to have a beer or be pan pals with zodiac motherfucker.

"shit4entertaining" would make a good name for a party-supplies store.

Dear Fast and Furious Producers,

[KTVU Reporter]: This just in...KTVU has learned that two Bay-Area Natives were among the 23 injured during the 'Running Of The Bulls' in Pamplona. These individuals have been identified as Gordon B. Hind and Noam Oarlegs.