They are screwed. All their secrets are belong to us.

Eating at Burger King, you're doing nutrition wrong.

Why do we have pubic hair? Someone figure this out and explain it to me.

Well at least all the old abandoned warehouses that used to hold good made in America are being put to some use. I don't think I haven't seen a "crossfit" gym yet that wasnt located in a freezing cold warehouse.

Sony executive didn't make the list eh? How about the power point creator for Sony? From the quality of those slides, must be high paid ya?

Noice. That statement takes me back to my original comment.. "Burn". You got me today asshat52.

Seth Rogen called and he wants his teeth back.

This was horrible, but the andew luck edit was epic. Also, probably something his wife says to him every night "The inches we need are around us everywhere".

At the end of that diatribe by the haxors did they have an animated gif of Gandolf the White shouting "You shall not PASS!"?

And auto push it to your apple device, wanted or not!

Hold your tongue! You shall not speak of the girl with the dragon tattoo in that way!

I'm pretty certain box office (lack of) sales will kill off "the interview" faster than sony could retrieve it from distribution. Don't worry GOP no one will be seeing the flick let alone try to torrent it. $1.99 DVD rack near the checkout in under a year is my prediction...maybe bundled with some other shit bag…

The discovery channel needs to discover what an entertaining show is. So far it's just been discovering what #epicfail is. Even my anaconda don't want none son.

You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Would have been better if the headline was "My dog treed a mountain lion and then laid wood on my wife".

Those poor dudes are in some SHITTY seats, then to have this go down.. Wow. Dude looked like he belonged on the Jersey Shore. Love how most of the niner fans are just recording it. Don't try and break it up dudes, just sit there and let your fellow fan get handled just like Kap'n'pic was getting handled on the…

No real story or plot... Check. #Birdman

Most people ('Mericans) are too fucking stupid to ever understand the most simple shit. This will be a problem until someone makes an app to fix it (which I understand already exists).

That was good. Can those writers come to America to help out our SNL staff?

Burn...