Don't get irrationally angry at the telemarketer. Remember, the computer chose your lead, not the caller. If you scream at them because you've gotten called before, this will not make them sympathetic to your case. It's likely they'll just put you back into the lead pool to torture you. If the telemarketer is being…

Don't engage with the telemarketer in any way. This gives them the false hope that you may just need some convincing and are actually interested in their product. Do not ask questions. Do not explain why you are not interested in the product. Do not show empathy or other human characteristics.

s'cute...s'cute...

Look at that facial expression. That A on her cheek stands for more than Alabama. Scarlet letters for them ALL!!

Shouldn't this be RTFM?

Mr. Roper called. He wants his hat back.

I got a cure for that sour face..

I wonder if MacGrubber could coach the skins better. I bet RGIII could pull off the celery trick flawlessly.

Girl, did you see Denver's game last week!

Khaaaaaaan!

Are you seeing what I'm seeing? HOTDOG ME!

Mine is 5"!

Blow my horn!

Torque is what Liz did to Ronda's face in this match...Didn't end well for Liz tho..

Eye of the tiger my ass...One down, thousands to go!

Incoming what?! OH Shieeeaahhhh!!

INCOMING!!