@brandegee: The Beemer was a 1602.

Some of those transformations are neat, but the chavvers should understand that adding Lancer Evo style rear wings to the car means jack if you don't do anything to its 36hp 1.2L V4!

I loved Clarkson's face when he was running inside the car with Colin. Typical of motoring journalists who think they're James Hunt until they find themselves in the same car with a real racing driver.

I don't sing on the way at work. I do human beatboxing. And I also do that on the way home.

Best... car ad... ever.

Damn those insurance firms. If Optimus can't afford to get himself repaired in time to defend us all against the impending conquest of the planet by the Decepticons, I hope those Geico guys are used as Ravage's scratching pole.

Jar-Jar drives a Segway. And gets his tongue stuck in a wheel. That would make him not only the first to be run down by a Segway, he would be the first run down by his own Segway.

Pfah! Reactionaries! The Fiat 500 is teh epitome of kew1ness in a small package and I aim to drive one as quickly as possible.

And Boba Fett drives a Yugo. Just cos a I gots me a mad hate for this undeserving character.

Chewbacca drives a convertible SWB Mercedes-Benz G500.

I'm still an unconvinced commie. When I look at it, I only want to see it on the A-Team, being flicked upside down by crashing onto the back of another car, after swerving to avoid a cabbage thrown by Hannibal's rocket launcher.

Comrades, you are all being deceived by the capitalist monster. Sing with me the proletarian anthem: We want vodka! We want vodka!

Now that was just silly.

What about financially attainable and technologically antiquated for 1982 standards?

Can-Am was teh kewlest 5#!+ evar.

@danio3834: To that, I counter, why would you want a midsize family sedan to be longer than 4.6 metres? The A-Class is actually roomier than a Focus.

Well, bad-hair-do-trying-to-cover-up-balding-at-the-front movie-critic guy is actually right about one thing. The movie only premiers Thursday in Portugal, but I already agree with him that we don't give a hooning damn about Shia LaBoeuf and his girlfriend (maybe his girlfriend, but not in the movie).

Alright, alright! Sheesh! I think a new Manta would be cool too, but let's not go overboard with this. Nobody actually wants a RWD Escort back. An RS1600 may have been fun to drive, but they'd have to sell Escort Populars and Escort 1100Ls to make it profitable.

Let me be the first to say this about the Cadillac BLS Wagon:

Even with VW badges, it still looks like a Hyundai.