The chafe is on indeed.

So, I don't know about you guys, but I was having a pretty decent day today, and then I saw the post Tommy Craggs shared and I just...I mean, my life, as does everyone else's I'm sure, already includes a healthy dose of "new things I learned today that made my blood boil" and I really could have done without that one…

So good.

I can almost hear that article being typed on Sidespin right now.

...but now that you've brought it up, I guess it is true that you guys look out for each other, so to speak. I mean, some of the stuff I see from the regulars would totally tank in a blind commenter test, and yet there you are, promoting garbage.

What exactly in my tone gave you the impression that I was serious? Was it the multiple exclamation points? The caps? It was the caps wasn't it?

Wow. This would have worked so well on the original article. OH WAIT.

"Well of course les miles explains Columbus Day. America is far, no?"

Well at least most of the fish in the world have a sense of humour about it.

This is all a big misunderstanding. He thought he was guarding Raymond Felton.

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Given their new sponsor, they were probably just upset that they didn't use a Warner Brothers character.

I can't think of a less fitting mascot for this team than an idiot on the field who doesn't even attempt to dodge security.

You're right. That was kinda stupid.

You're right. That was kinda stupid.

Commish: [begins to drafts letter]

Screw this. 4 is 1, 2 to 100 are unoccupied, 101 is getting hit by a stationary car (the distinction is important as you can see here), then comes everything else arbitrarily.

Good point.

Eventful first inning. We've already had a four-strikeout inning, a blown call and a subtle threat from Joe West towards Lester.