Take it easy Tom.

Kevin Durant's I'm-the-consummate-teammate routine can be annoying in its own way, but it's nice to be reminded that not everyone has to be sociopath modeled after Michael Jordan in order to be a great basketball player.

Man, this was an odd game. Real should have bee out of sight, but the uncomfortable Bale-DeMaria-Benzema dynamic stood in the way of that. So many chances went begging because each of those guys went for personal glory when one extra pass would have been a certain goal. You can even see it on that goal above. The…

I really don't mean to get all sentimental and whatnot during DUAN, but today is/was two years since my grandpa passed away. He and my grandma practically raised me everyday during the summer and on weekends off from school since both of my parents worked retail jobs.

Jesus. Who pissed in your toastmilk this morning?

"Maybe I'm naive and I'm going to go read a fairy tale after this."

So is rooting for Duke.

"Great, all those American teams can eschew tanking. We have no problem, whatsoever."

And can I get the correct spelling of those drugs again?

Sure they're great and all, but it doesn't look like they stand a chance against the Blackhawks.

How did he find the time to report on sports business and still guard Buckingham Palace?

Cameraman is an asshole. Call the cops, break the window, and be on your fucking way; video recording the driver and his mother was nothing but humblebragging about his own righteousness.

Interviewer: [Lobs softball interview question.]

I noticed elsewhere you stated how the comments section "sucks now". It's not the comments section that sucks now mate, its just your comments that suck. Not witty. Not entertaining. not even thought provoking. I wish the comments made you so disgusted you just did something crazy, like going away and never coming…

He should have known that other races are looked down on in Utah

As an Asian-American, I can only shake my head in disgust at this footage. Damn near outraged.

"I know there's no 'right' way to use that word, but really, is there a 'right' way to use any word?"

Much meme. So disrespect.

"Z-Bo had a little Z-Bo".

Here is my Richie Incognito story...I am a nebraska native still live here even. It was the spring of my freshman year of college 2002, and a buddy of mine who went to a small nebraska college to play baseball asked me if i would like to come up for a graduation party at the house he was moving into in the fall. We…