Gah...I of course meant F+2=H, as it appears.

Except for the initials and the last Y, all letters are displaced by two.

This is the undisputed winner.

[wrong article]

I don't care. Anyone will do. Here's why: the era of the immobile QB is well and truly over. In today's NFL, it is so easy to defend a pass whose point A is so predictable and invariant. Tom Brady is 31st in completion percentage, and it makes perfect sense. If they didn't have a decent running game this team would be…

I can't think of a single QB I'd take Tom Brady over right now.

Team =/= sum of parts.

That science got totally pwned by this opinion.

The affinity of the squirrel to him is strange, but those eyes do scream nut-job.

Wow, they really went all out with the graphics for Animal QWOP.

Stairs. Falling off the stairs. Breaking something.

Eagles fans would kill for a Vick twelve-step drop.

Don't worry guys, FIFA has already rectified the error and reversed its decision. Something about the Matt's actual initials, E. M., just warmed Blatter's heart.

So I starred then went away for a while, and this kept popping in my head and I kept giggling like an idiot, so I'm back to +1.

Matt Hilton's going to be pissed about the prank you pulled on him up there.

Getting hit by a car is underrated.

I can't wait for the Monty Python sketch where a guy tries to make him realise this is a bad idea, but not by saying it directly.

If Pepe was carrying his amputated leg in his arms, I still wouldn't believe he was injured.

Man, I wouldn't back my team against [looks up last season's League One champions] Doncaster at this point. I'm not even kidding.

Come on. Massive difference in build. Vieira was relatively thin but made up for it with height. It's got to be at least one of the two. But you already knew that.