I’ve actually had people, usually dudes younger than me, tell other guys not to swear in front of me. To which my response is “yeah, asshole, I’m a fucking lay-DEE.”

To me that’s a clear indication he has a terrible fucking attitude about women. I see this sometimes in online dating profiles “I don’t want a lady who swears” or “I want a woman who knows how to act like a lady” - Oh so you want someone polite and submissive who is essentially a real life Disney Princess? Go fuck…

“ I would always say, ‘Hey, watch your language, there’s a lady here,’”

Not the electric company’s problem? Fuck you to hell and back. Trump doesn’t pay millions of dollars in bill and they make him president. But don’t pay your electrical bill and your entire life is suddenly worth nothing at all? Sucks to be you.

This country fucking sucks.

Many years ago, I was in California for business while very pregnant. A woman approached me on the street, said she was a psychic medium and told me she felt compelled to tell me I was having a girl based on my aura. This was well before the days of in utero gender identification, so I had no idea what my child would…

Because her taking it actively prevents trans people from using their own voices in a system where they already experience extraordinary marginalization and erasure. She’s an active participant in the oppression of trans folks by taking this role. How is that not clear?

That video of Josh Duhamel’s gf (I can’t be bothered to scroll back up) preening around with a ‘body positive message’ as the caption is giving me an eye twitch.

No, I live on the West Coast. People are very loosey-goosey with their time here. Everyone is late to everything and people flake all the time. Pisses me off. “Oh, sorry I’m late! Traffic!” Guess what? There is always traffic. Leave your house earlier next time. 

I used to do this ALL. THE. TIME. until I stopped and did the math. I would go to Starbucks every day and drop ~$10 each time. Each day I would justify the expense (I need the caffeine, and I got a late start so have to buy breakfast). I would use retail therapy to “treat” myself after a bad day. I had to change my…

No offense, but maybe the title should have been:

Tom Cruise’s daughter selling lemonade at a Pride parade is just all kinds of awesome.

Men are so sad when a violent, repugnant man is murdered. They save all their sadness up in case the murder happens; that must be why they have no fucks to spare for the victims of these men.

Look him up, he is utter garbage. 

That rabbi can fuck right off along with her, maybe they’ll get a 2 for 1 deal. 

Fuck you, Roseanne.

“He got the image from a Nazi think tank.’ Of course Huckabee just happened to be browsing Nazis webpages.

Melania...don’t get me started. My wife was on Team Mel for a hot minute. Then I said “So, this queue-jumping catalog model gets in to the US, is married to Twitler, is unelected, does nothing but has a budget, is an obvious gold-digger who puts up with what NO self-respecting woman I know would...exactly what part of…

I’m just at a loss for words with these assholes. There’s a phrase in Vietnamese that sums up who they are: Mut yai. It literally means “thick face” but means someone that has no shame. Fucking mut yais for days!!!!!!

Not a tweet, but see the olive green t-shirt on the guy in the background (just snapped this off a live MSNBC report). Best fashion message of the week: essentially “Eat shit, Melania!”