Lets not forget that when he had Hillary on the next night he greeted her while wearing a surgical mask, right at the peak of the whole “Hillarys Dying!” BS that Republicans were spreading

OMFG, Fallon, way to channel Regina George here.

when people are talking that bad about you and ganging up on you, in a really gang-mentality. You go, ‘Alright, we get it. I heard you. You made me feel bad. So now what? Are you happy?

Seriously there is a lack of awareness of why people were upset there (they were “ganging up” on you because you empowered a giant bully).

“Hmmm. Misusing ICE is the only way I can get a boner.”

Yeah but he dislocated his shoulder pointing at which kid he wanted the nanny to feed.

“Not bad for a 40 year old dad of 5 who sits at a desk all week.”

Yeah, once I got past the initial shock value of watching forbidden things-the fun quickly wore off. Just not that into it.

Watching porn is like watching cooking shows:

That + “exotic glamazon.” Oh lardy. Yeah, whoever heard of a rickety white woman with comparatively little ass making a living in the porno films. Truly a rags-to-riches, against-all-odds tale.

Ha ha ha to the “sartorial tastes” comment. Do people worry about “sartorial tastes” in a medium where no one wears clothes?

“How big could the market be for pasty young women with wacky sartorial tastes and wiry limbs?”

Democracy dies in the wide open. There are no secret underground societies, no little cabal of men and women plotting.

OH MUH GAWD...I LOVED that frickin’ pooch!!!

Hey, hey. My pets.com stock is going to be huge some day.

very much. i feel like i just want to say i have two open letters about public figures i’d very much like to write. the first one raped me on our first date, emotionally abused, gaslighted, cheated then twisted it on me saying i cheated on him. he pushed me so hard in ibiza, i had an injury that lasted two weeks in my…

100%. I’m like, this perfectly describes why I remained married to an abusive narcissist for 19 years. I’ve been free for three years, and they’ve been the best years of my adult life because I’m now discovering I am a good and worthy person. It will be a long and tough road back to “normal,” but every day away…

Apart from dismantling the semblance of Democracy the USA has, this administration is triggering the fuck out of sooo many people.

Aside: the thing is, Judy already did her own biopic, perfectly condensed into a two- or three-day, thinly-veiled details-only-slightly-altered-to-protect-the-innocent affair. And she and Dick Bogarde made it fucking magic by re-jigging the role to suit the actor’s own unique chops. It had pathos and self-awareness.

So have I. You’re not the only one who’s ever attempted suicide. And there’s a lot of research about suicide, you know. Many who attempt or commit suicide DO think about the people they leave behind. For instance, there is a myth that suicides increase over the holidays, but research show there’s actually a dip around…