I’ll pitch in a buck if Dr. Garuba teaches her basic grammar.

I’m a 6'8" guy with a 40" inseam. I walk into a Big and Tall store and the clerk goes, “Wow, a tall guy! Look, a tall guy! Look at the tall guy!”

Somebody’s worried we’ll see “Saving Private Rachel” next. Not sure why. Do idiots automatically picture Reese Witherspoon in female dramatic roles?

Is this a new sensitive-activist defense: “We pay our employees close to nothing so please don’t criticize them when they’re incompetent”?

(1) Nyle DiMarco is everywhere these days, and deservedly so.

My partner was prescribed Cymbalta which has anti-depressant side effects and it made him a wonderful new person. Previously he was just too sad and negative. I don’t like the suggestion that Trump et al has anything to do with depression: in this case, regardless what happened in the world, it was just a terrible,…

Here’s another question. What should we make of this Cornel West tweet from August 2015?

No sex on the first date. Three reasons:

Great, smart piece. I was recently single so I downloaded all the dating apps. I imagined the fun I had: I’d meet all sorts of hot men, date a lot, maybe have a crazy fling.

I. NEED. MORE. INFO!

Just read the most likely explanation. Trump is a lazy SOB. He doesn’t plan or build or strategize: he does what he can in a minute or two that benefits him or his base, then he goes back to watching TV or golfing.

A friend owns a spa and this is a problem. She occasionally gets complaints about massage therapists, and has to decide if the client is annoyed by a perfectly reputable massage technique or the therapist indeed acted inappropriately. In the latter case, however, if she fires the therapist, they will threaten to sue,…

Okay, pet peeve. You know the Al Gore internet thing was a fake scandal created by the utterly corrupt and immoral right wing? Not sure what the purpose is for repeating it here. Without addressing the controversy you’re just perpetuating the lie.

Great comment, but now I’m curious about “Chinese room.” What’s the racist rationale: that Chinese people have enormous houses and just keep one thing in each room?

Have you heard the BQE? Jaunty, not sad. Moves faster than the real thing.

Aside from the fact this story is about assault and you barely mention the victim, we have to click on a link to understand what you’re talking about? I didn’t and I don’t.

It’s not science — it’s just formulas you memorize that describe how the world works.

I HATE the cable TV prompts! I’ll chill out for a while on the couch and a little pop-up will say the TV is going to shut off in one minute because a human can’t possibly have been watching this junk for four hours. Don’t judge me, TV set!

I love this story! It reminds me of that Billy Crystal Spanish lover character from 1980s Saturday Night Live. “Before you ask, YES — I have made passionate love to some very beautiful ladies.” Uh, thanks, congressman.

Exactly! Slang is bad but DEFINITELY no clinical terms. I’m not sure what a guy is supposed to say after sex but “I have ejaculated” isn’t it.