I desperately want to use it as my cellphone wallpaper, which is currently a photo of my husband and me, but hubby would say, “You’d rather look at Megyn Kelly’s weird clothes colors than me?” and I’d have to admit the truth.

I appreciate your calm reply! But Google “Brunton Takei drugged”: the victim later said he thought he was drugged. Which raises questions like “How do you recover so quickly from a drug?” and “Would someone procure drugs to disable and rape people and then only do it *once*”?

Here’s me during the first season of The Office U.S.: Ha ha ha!

So, there’s a remake of Chaka Khan’s classic “Ain’t Nobody” by Felix Jaehn and Jasmine Thompson. Evidently it’s big, because I hear it everywhere I go. And every time I think, “Why the fuck does this song exist?”

I watch Animal Planet all the time. I really like being outdoors and vegetarian food.

Sorry, not buying this. Four problems:

Nope. Met too many attractive young white guys whose moms still do their laundry. Basically it gives them lots of time to find attractive young white women who will also do their laundry.

There have been so many I stopped keeping track.

“I don’t remember ever dating any girl without the permission of her mother.”

I’m the opposite of a supertaster, and I recommend it highly. I have like one taste bud and it just recognizes whether something is food or not. I love Taco Bell and cheap TV dinners, and will devour anything from the Dollar Store. No need to heat up — just open the can. Mmm! Delish.

Ellen Page is a national treasure. Watch Vice TV’s Gaycation show and I swear within five minutes you’ll be fantasizing about how great life would be if she were your friend.

I am DJ Sprinkles’ greatest fan and find her criminally neglected. Here’s an easy fix: she has two AMAZING songs on Spotify, totaling maybe 18 minutes long. Listen immediately! Wonderful chill house with vocal samples about being transgender. Can’t wait for the new record.

“especially in today’s age, when there’s so much awfulness”

No offense, but I think you reacted badly to this. Someone who WANTS to be a NURSE offers to give you a checkup and it sounds like you get upset/confused/offended.

All the Democrats are man-splaining on Twitter that this is standard operating procedure. But I remember when everybody was excited about Bernie and Debbie Wasserman Schultz said Hillary would be the candidate. It was a great lesson to learn: even below the presidential level the system is totally fixed.

Some people disagree with the Catholic Church but participate anyway and “fight against” the bullshit things?

“But you gotta call into question what was going on with the mom.”

Okay, it’s a “witch hunt.” But it’s centered around a guy with a big warty nose, pointy black hat and broomstick.

The headline is a bit problematic. Rose McGowan SAYS Weinstein offered her $1 million is a little less questioning than “claims.” Save “claims” for more dubious statements, like “Donald Trump claims he donated $12 to charity.”

I’m not happy with the argument “You can’t criticize her because there’s a dozen people that are worse.