Good job. Once I criticized circumcision online and you’d think I tore baby pandas apart. Not sure if times have changed, the forum is different, or you are more tactful in your words.

Only 3 stars? I sincerely appreciate this post. It’s nearly impossible for me to understand the motivations of the right-wing without just writing them off as misogynist, racist, and crazy, so explanations help.

The naked half was below the waist? You’ve got to admire a man who knows what he doesn’t want to look at when he’s jerking off.

I stopped by Eastern Bloc, a gay bar owned by Anderson Cooper’s boyfriend, a week or so before Obama was elected president, and Alan Cumming was there. He set up a table and everyone who registered to vote got a gift bag of his Cumming fragrance products. I was hoping he’d be so overcome with desire he’d whisk me away…

You will need to take a lot of drugs to get through Zardoz but it will be worth it.

Our family’s legendary Rancho Chucko: browned ground beef mixed with a can of mushrooms and a log of Velveeta, spread on a split loaf of Italian bread and toasted. I hated it — it is disgusting on so many levels — but my two sisters loved it so we had it every Sunday night.

That Mariah Carey story is sweet until you remember she’s like fifty.

I’m proud to say that my lifelong value system means no lying, cheating or stealing. When I’m in a WalMart, though, my policy is to take whatever shit fits in my pockets.

Forty years ago the Republicans claimed they stood entirely for small government. Then they specifically enlarged it by outlawing the marriages of certain people (i.e., interracial and same sex couples). I realized then and there that they were stupid or liars or both.

If “beautiful romance” = “hook up” in your head we won’t be going out any time soon.

It is wrong to not allow something because it might spark violence — that could silence legitimate speech. If you don’t allow idiot Republicans to speak because leftists might riot, then you can’t allow leftists to speak because idiot Republicans might riot. UC Berkeley has been a political center for fifty years: is…

> I’m just sitting here on the beach

For the humor to work you probably should have led with the fact this is a cross between a croissant and a tortilla. But I’ll have two al pastor and one foie gras.

> Caitlyn Jenner says she’s drifted away

Because she’s teaching her children not to believe in love?

I had horrible parents and my siblings had to fight to live. While we were a family I always said once I got out I’d never see any of them again. Then I got out, then I forgave my siblings for what they had to do to survive.

> In the sequel, everyone’s favorite

I’ve had rough years but I didn’t start going to strip clubs. If a man is a fan of strip clubs, his wife has to be either a saint, an idiot or a gold-digger.

This grammar nazi is confused about why anyone would say “with a person THAT.” Correct usage of the word “who” is pretty much the opposite of rocket science.

This article isn’t exactly scientific. There’s no way to conjecture about somebody’s Sunday schedule without knowing when brunch starts.