then, take one of those protein shaker bottles and...

I can’t speak for others, but I have an OG Switch that was retired when it bifurcated to become two Switch Lites. So, I mean, there’s totally honest reasons for this.

Stoked about this game. But evidence (FFVI) also shows that Squenix can’t faithfully redo a classic 90's RPG.

Man everyone’s going to be pissed when they kill off Tifa instead of Aerith in a surprise twist.

“I’m not a princess meant to be coddled.”

Wait... is this April Fools?

I’m confused. How could Borderlands not have performed as well as expected? Wasn’t their agreement with Epic that they would get a guaranteed pay out based off of expected sales and not actual sales?

Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t have weird violent escapist fantasies and have issues even trying to trod down evil paths.

But then I bought Last Evil, giggling maniacally.

“Either way, fuck this guy.”

Doing god’s work...

This is why I’m fat.  This way, it always looks like I’m dying, even if situation normal.

Obviously, the dumb head vomits poop.

That’s not a swollen butt cheek, guys, that’s a diaper that needs to be changed, asap.

 Mythic Quest: Raven’s Banquet | Apple TV Show

this is why divorce rates are up

Screw the gaming theme, these look super comfy. If they’re zero drop, I’d be in. But, I also wear toe shoes (because super comfy), so I could see these as a “socially acceptable” replacement.

Huh. I married my wife because she has an Astebreed.

*looks at self*