All I know is:

Intensifies?

I’m 5'2", and I don’t feel the need to do this. There’s tons of room down below, or you can always move up your seat, if you need to flatfoot or something. I don’t get it.

Also, torn vaginas.

Stay strong. My SO voted Trump and we’re handling it. I am not hardcore dem, though, but ... Still. We’ve a pretty solid marriage and I could completely see couples divorcing over it.

For what it’s worth, I always go for a fist bump first. Handshakes are often strange, regardless of gender, and I’ve had my fist bump / handshake slapped aside for a hug from both genders.

I got as far as the title image before hearing that theme song. Now it won’t go away, because it goes with anything. Damnit.

It will be the best military - bar none - the BEST. It won’t be - you know, one of those [garbled] like North Korea, right? I mean, that’s a bad military. I know bad militaries. North Korea’s a bad military. Our military will be the best. Top notch. Grade A.

I just... I don’t understand the neck/collar thing. What’s that piece sticking out? Is... is that fat? How does one accumulate fat there? How can he breath? That’s like 1" - how far around does it go?

Right? The Switch has taken over that duty.

You are as American as Chinese checkers.

I mean, he let Putin fuck the US, why not let him fu-

Every time I want to watch competitive E-Sports, the over the top screaming and yelling and blowing of speakers into the commentator’s mic’s makes me want to stop. I mean, I get the idea behind hype, but seriously.

To be fair, it is a missed naming opportunity. Ataribox? I mean, off the top of my head, immediately, “Ataribo” sounds better. That’s just me though.

I know this will be an unpopular opinion, but I’m suddenly convinced that Spider-Man+Iterations should be wearing toe-shoes.

The only concern I have is that all opposition will be so fragmented that Trump will get a second term.

damnit, I just posted something like this lol. Repeal Obamacare, replace with the Affordable Care Act. Bam, problem solved.

At this point, they should do nothing, but have Trump sign some blank papers and tweet about the successful rip and replace of Obamacare with the Affordable Care Act.

If you shield surf... yeah. You’ll want those shields. ;)

Odd. I have a four year old too, but he plays on his own save (and has his own profile, of course). I implicitly trust him with the console - he has more housr on his Mario Kart profile than I do on mine.